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Jordaning

Davis is Jordaning.
by fuckmyasssideways September 22, 2013
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Jordan

Jordan is a funny and sweet guy. He will remember everything about you. If you tell him your birthday, he will remember. If you tell him to do something in an hour or so, he will remember. But he's only like that to people he really cares about. Jordan may seem really sad but more then not he's pretty happy when he's with the person he loves. If you break up with Jordan, be careful because he sees relationships as once you break up you guys might never talk again. He will be even more sad, and still he might be faking it, then before you two broke up. Jordan probably still wants to be friends but doesn't know how because he still probably likes you.
Girl: That guy is so funny and approachable!
Guy: I know right! I'm pretty sure his name is Jordan.
Girl: Now that I think about it, I think that is his name.
by That_one_sad_person March 10, 2020
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Jordan

an albino that throws kids in bushes. an ass eater that licks bumm hole. his favourite foods are egg roll, noodle and rice
Jordan is a hoe
by a stupid ranga January 27, 2020
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Jordaning

When your boobs are so on point that everybody stops what they're doing to say "damn!"; always looking jaw dropping good
"Yo do you see that fine chick over there?"
"Damn! She's hardcore jordaning today!"
by DashinglySeth September 14, 2016
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jordan

Hes that jersey kid who annoys the fuck out of you by ignoring everyone. However, if he did not do that then it wouldnt be him. All in all he is pretty chill and cool when he doesnt ignore you.
Friend: "Dude lets meet up with (person) at the movies.
Friend 2: "Its not worth it hes a jordan. He'll just ignore you"

jersey friend annoying
by notvicfierce February 6, 2014
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Jordan

The smart, loving person with a unique personality. She fights hard when it comes to bad situations. Cares when a friend or family is in need of it. Jordan is amazing.
"Omg! She is such a Jordan!"
by just_that_one_girl February 4, 2018
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Jordan

Jordan is a beautiful young lady who has very bad temper but is fun to be around. She loves very hard and shes always ready for what ever comes towards her and her beauty is indescribable. She can be nice when she wants and she is very strong different type of grl
That's grl so fine shes must be Jordan 😍😘
by Babygirl. _$ July 11, 2018
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