Jordan 

She is an amazing girl that can be dirty, but yet looks so innocent.. She has a wonderful boyfriend that knows what she wants and needs and what she deserves. That's why he would do anything to have her.. She is really intelligent, funny, joking , MEANY PANTS, But she gets annoyed by her boyfriend Zack sometimes.. She is a typical girl that has a boyfriend but she tends to have a girlfriend too.. JORDAN = Amazing...

Jordan invited me over and she was all up on me :)

I was walking with Jordan and she looked amazing and left me speechless.

Jordan by CRACKASBEBRACKIN March 21, 2012

Jordan 

1. A song in Guitar Hero II by Buckethead that became popular for being extremely difficult to beat on expertand almost impossible to full combo. A guy named HellAshes finally full combo'd it early 2008, but only with the use of the Hyperspeed cheat. To this date, it has never been released on an album.

2. (phrase) pull a Jordan: To do something, either expectantly or unexpectantly, that is generally considered impossible.

1. (guy)I FINALLY FC'D JORDAN
(other guy) No you didn't. (looks at screen) Holy crap, you did!

2. Donald pulled a Jordan when he landed on his feet after falling 3000 feet from the sky without getting hurt or wearing any safety equipment.

Jordan by some day you will surely know March 16, 2008

Jordan 

The cutest guy ever. he also has a bit of a nerd in him but his nerdiness raises the cuteness factor. Though he may come as a douche bag at first, he'll open up to you in no time. Oh and he also sucks at hoola hooping!

OMG Jordan is so annoying but you gotta love him!

Jordan by itsmerosiebee June 18, 2011

Jordan 

A girl who can give you the boner affect with just a whisper.

*whispers* jordan is giving me the you know what affect

Jordan by Earlungess March 12, 2015

Jordan 

An amazing guys or girl. Has a big heart. Sometimes rude but mostly nice.Cares when people feel sad trys to make them feel better . SUPER CUTE . slim and sexy. And has muscels.

boy 1 hey thatts nice.
boy2 im a jordan.

Jordan by yaya1009 July 17, 2016

Jordan 

The most fucking amazing person ever. If its a girl they have a perfect ass and figure and if its a boy it has a super long dick. If you find a Jordan you must keep him/her and you will be greatly rewarded!

I found myself a Jordan last night he was amazing in bed!

Jordan by AwesomeMaster08 November 16, 2016

Jordan 

An angry spaghetti. Often mistaken for a bowl of naked pasta. Very wiggly and uncontrolled. Much like a piece of gross ramen.

Girl 1: Wow that spaghetti is so wiggly
Girl 2: It's totally Jordan

Jordan by DDNekfb;w December 21, 2016