Clingy jasper

Insane clingy partner that won't leave their other partners side. They literally can't be away for 5 Mins. They publically express that they are dating someone every second of the day. They are shameless and overt.

God damn it you piece of shit why are you being such a clingy jasper

by Michael McDonald May 5, 2022

Jasper

1) Males from Denmark who refuse to drink American beer

1) I ordered a Sam Adams and its expensive so don't be a Jasper

by KB Red May 17, 2008

jasper ass cockfuck

A genuine redneck

Look at that jasper ass cockfuck in that lifted truck.

by Brian March 10, 2004

Jasper

A guy who tends to be gay with blonde hair.

When two males like eachother they are Jasper

by Robert Pluto July 2, 2016

jaspal

an inconsiderate moron who always ghosts you when you need them.

"Kevin bailed on the project again? Such a fucking jaspal"
"I was in the hospital and my own mother turned out to be a jaspal+

by Pappu+ October 21, 2021

jaspoo

1. A really awesome person who everyone loooves.
2. A poo that is in the shape of a J
3. A shade of pink

1. Wow, that girl is a real jaspoo!
2. My toilet is clogged with that jaspoo!
3. Jaspoo is my fave colour!

by The bumsicles May 11, 2011

Jasper

Jasper is one of the nicest people you will ever meet. Although he does not know how to start a fire, he will always be there for you and make you laugh. He will FaceTime you constantly and encourage you to do your homework. If you ever meet the one and only Jasper F, don't let him go. He is a pretty great guy. He sucks at noredink and you will argue over words being words but with all of that aside, he is great. Don't believe all of the sandwich thieves that you see on here, Jasper is just a cool guy who likes to eat cereal at midnight and mess with his brother. Love you dude, thank you for being amazing and always being there for me. Your eyes are pretty cool too. Merry Christmas, I love you.

I wish Jasper could make fires.

by negative3dollars December 13, 2019