jags

Very horny, state of sexual arousal - male specific

Im so jags I could fuck a choir boy at Sunday Mass.

by Nel3211 August 19, 2012

Jagoff

A term referring to the time CBS stopped airing their television series JAG.

"I've been really jonesin' for some Catherine Bell ever since the jagoff."

by DarthBuckets December 28, 2005

jagon

A relative of the dragon. A mythical creature with a slong of epic proportions which uses it's beast to slay evildoers and bone bitches.

After the jagon was done warding off the bandits, he came upon a herrim of women and boned those bitches.

by Ali G Aight April 26, 2006

Japoser

Anybody who tries to be Japanese and listen to Japanese bands, such as Dir En gay, the most faggot-like band Ever.

" Omg KYO FROM DIR EN GREY IS SO KAWAII KEKEKEKKE ^________^ BAKA "

by Leon May 8, 2004

jagon

One (male or female) who has breasts in the shape or form of torpedoes. Commonly mistaken for a noun adjective or verb that can placed anywhere in a sentence.

Can also be used in place of the noun torpedo tits.

Frank: You're dipping your jagon in my drink as you're bending over!

Ben: Oh my bad i guess my jagon does get a little out of control! (controlling laughter for thought of being on inside of joke) Right guys!?

Frank: Yeah, you've got some crazy jagon all right.

by Leon JQ May 18, 2009

Jagshaan

Stoopid dumb boy.

Your such a Jagshaan dumb-stoopid.

by DitterCritter March 25, 2019

jags girl

the best type of person u will ever meet. they are all (mostly) kinda ugly. except the few who are super sexy. jags girls the definition of irritating but then a few are awesome.

omg did u see that jags girl she’s so sexy

by laylasygne October 13, 2020