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by into the new world May 31, 2018
Get the ishan mug.Ivan Dobski, The meat safe murderer, Only he didnt do it, He only said he'd done it so theyd......
Take his bellend out the magimix
Take his head out of the box of wasps
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Take his bellend out the magimix
Take his head out of the box of wasps
ect ect
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Travels everywhere on his space hopper Mr Hoppy, when released kills someone to go back "Home" (Prison)
by Mr Hoppy January 13, 2005
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He's a fine ass boy who is hard to get. He has a big ass. He is very down to earth and most of the times he would use you to get to your friend or he might be trying to set you up with his friends . He plays sports but most people think he is nerdy. He got shoe game and can dress.
by EGMMS Nnh March 18, 2017
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by diggadickdickdick May 29, 2019
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A person from Russia (assumed) who gets some of the best tips from his comrades on the Internet. It's a meme, and Know Your Meme has made an entire article about it, so look there if you need more help.
You see Ivan, when hold peestol like me, you will never shoot the inaccurate, because fear of shooting fingers!
Yuo see Ivan, when carrying turret like me, the enemy will of not shooting you, because not knowing if use anti tank or anti infantery weapon.
You see Ivan, when shoot your own magazine, you make more boolets go out, and faster.
Yuo see Ivan, when carrying turret like me, the enemy will of not shooting you, because not knowing if use anti tank or anti infantery weapon.
You see Ivan, when shoot your own magazine, you make more boolets go out, and faster.
by Texting Error December 24, 2017
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