by -anomynous July 11, 2015
Get the hydraulic tits mug.When you have a facebook account and someone, usually a signifcant other, or someone that wants to be held in a higher postion in your pecking order feels the need to post, like, or make comments on your facebook page constantly in order to "mark their territory".
Akin to a dog "marking his/her territory" like a fire hydrant with urine.
Akin to a dog "marking his/her territory" like a fire hydrant with urine.
Dennis: "I hung out with Shannon the other weekend and we had a good time."
Dennis: "But, she's left several comments and posts on my facebook page since then, it's kind of annoying."
Jeremy: "Archetypal facebook fire hydrant my friend..."
Dennis: "But, she's left several comments and posts on my facebook page since then, it's kind of annoying."
Jeremy: "Archetypal facebook fire hydrant my friend..."
by Timothy Wizard Tebow December 17, 2011
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a monster from greek mythology, sometimes mistaken by some (bizarrely) as some kinda dragon despite the fact it doesn't have wings and has many heads. Definitely not teal in colour.
by Mtoiaaaaaaaaaaaaa July 14, 2005
Get the hydra mug.Psychedelic mushrooms, usually containing psilocybin. Most commonly encountered form is Psilocybe cubensis. Sold as "hydroponic shrooms" by unscrupulous dealers, not because they are grown hydroponically, because that's not even possible, but because ignorant weedtards will pay more money for them.
Mushroom grower: Want some shrooms?
Dealer: Are they hydroponic shrooms?
Mushroom grower: Of course not, it's not possible to grow mushrooms hydroponically. Which ignorant fucktards have you been speaking to?
Dealer: Sorry man, I'll take the shrooms, but people keep asking me if I can get "hydro shrooms". Are you sure there's no way of doing it?
Mushroom grower: It's just not possible, that's not how mushrooms grow, and even if it was possible, then the mushrooms wouldn't be any stronger. It's like asking for LP records in mp3 format.
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Later on in the day:
Dealer: Want some shrooms?
Weedtard: Dude, are they hydroponic shrooms?
Dealer: Yeah, that's why they're $60 per 1/8th.
Weedtard: Hit me with da bomb shit.
Dealer: Are they hydroponic shrooms?
Mushroom grower: Of course not, it's not possible to grow mushrooms hydroponically. Which ignorant fucktards have you been speaking to?
Dealer: Sorry man, I'll take the shrooms, but people keep asking me if I can get "hydro shrooms". Are you sure there's no way of doing it?
Mushroom grower: It's just not possible, that's not how mushrooms grow, and even if it was possible, then the mushrooms wouldn't be any stronger. It's like asking for LP records in mp3 format.
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Later on in the day:
Dealer: Want some shrooms?
Weedtard: Dude, are they hydroponic shrooms?
Dealer: Yeah, that's why they're $60 per 1/8th.
Weedtard: Hit me with da bomb shit.
by random_shroom_pseudonym December 9, 2008
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Get the Hyrrokkin mug.any plant grown without the use of soil
in nutrient rich conditions making the final product "Better"
in nutrient rich conditions making the final product "Better"
by Otto November 2, 2003
Get the hydroponics mug.The most necessary aspect in all life, a state that, when it is reached, peak mental and physical performance may be achieved at a supremely easy manner, as well as immense moist levels and very pleasurable afinkacion. Some may consider this as a way to get bitches, now that bitches tend to be very attracted towards Hydrated absolute units.
Verga brou, ese man dq Marvin stays Hydrated y tiene Potassium levels increibles.
(In 2K)AYO TNS JABEERY, COME AT ME BRO, I'M FUCKING HYDRATED AF!
(In 2K)AYO TNS JABEERY, COME AT ME BRO, I'M FUCKING HYDRATED AF!
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