horon

A person who is very stupid and slutty.

Hey look there is MArgiee the horon.

by shortie09 January 15, 2008

Hurn

Deviant sexual practices in a shower or any water orientated location.

If he keeps hurning he'll get a hernia

by Bold King Cole May 17, 2003

heron

a big fat sloth that never moves except to get food.

whenever forced to move, it often complains and feigns injury, similar to the possum.

also believed to reproduce asexualy, which comes as no suprise seen as female members of species do not find it attractive, and refuse to mate with it.

can also be known to snore extremely bad, some believe this to be a call of pain in the sleep from the heron wanting more food.

random fact: scientists believe this Heron to be related to the long existant moobasaurus, which died some millions of years ago due to obsiesity problems

Dude: "Wow that Heron hasn't moved for ages."
Dude2: "Yeah and look how much food it's eaten."

by Pete Carter May 12, 2008

hurn dig

guy that's weak has something like a teenage mutant ninja turtle shirt is a pussy maybe glasses probably a bowl cut known to wear high socks with spalding shoes

look at that hurn dig with that hottie

by justin the fucking mann July 14, 2003

Huon

He is the coolest guy to be around and a party never starts until he arrives with his badass irish attitude. All the girls flock to cat fight over him until he breaks up the fight by saying he will be willing to do a raffle.
He performs like crazy in bed with his rhino penis and he has a different girl every week because of the blasted raffle he set up. He has his eye on one particular girl right now and if she asked he would fuck here in the pussy

Yo that guys such a huon

by Bemused September 9, 2014

Blue Heron

A revolutionary new drug consisting of crushed Ritalin and Flintstone vitamins. Inhale through the nasal cavity to achieve maximum potency.

I raided my little brother's medicine cabinet and made some Blue Heron, want some?

by [FSiO] theWanderer October 9, 2010

Huong

Houng a girl with a mountain on her head. Ugliest Girl at school and is the stupidest too. Loud mouth and never shuts up, causes drama and tries to fit in. No one wants her but yet she's there. Too much makeup. Acts like she got ass and boobs but has none at all. Mouth is bigger than the size of a honeycomb. People would call her a slut or a whore but she's to ugly to be one. Isn't a princess or queen or anytype of reality but wants to be one. Soon will get her ass jumped. Stuffs daily is what she's best at doing. Hey, she might look better with plastic surgery. (:

Bill:What's as big as an elephant but as light as a feather?
John: What?
Bill:Huong's Hair!

by YourBitchIsWantedByMany March 27, 2009