The ailment of being located in or
around the city of Port Huron. It commonly affects
the natives, but can be easily spread to foreigners. It most acutely affects young people from the age of 13-25.
Symptoms include boredom, cabin fever, sitting at home, "shootin the shit," sleeping for long periods or at odd hours, creeping, and
logging on to Facebook for extended periods of time.
This ailment is incurable, however temporary remedies (some may consider them as Symptoms) include: going for long drives, drinking in ones basement with other natives, smoking alot of weed, visiting Danielle Drive, attending grad parties, "beachin it," reading, educating one's self, or GTFO to college.
Male Native 1: "So
whats going on tonight?"
Male Native 2: "
Don't ask me bro, I've had a case of Port Huronitis lately"
Male Native 1: "Damn, well
shake that off and lets go to the 4H fair or to Lakeside Beach to find some females"
Male Native 2: "That'd be dope"