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human thumb

This guy was made famous around the web after he got pictured looking literally like a thumb.
This is actually amazing, just google image it.
Used sometimes when one of your friend looks like him on a picture, or to describe any fat bold guy.
Never heard of the human thumb? Check him out, this guy's awesome.
Haha you look like the human thumb on this picture!
by B.P.O. April 13, 2011
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AP Human

Short for "Advanced Placement Human Geography", usually used when asking friends about something /bitching about the class. Generally an easy course as long as you don't sleep during the lecture and read the book.
"Dude, do you have the notes for AP Human?"

"Naw, she was going too fast so I just sat there and fantasized about Alexi Laiho."
by Aceywantsyoursoul July 5, 2012
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Play whit human

Used on the Skyrim boards to denote stupidity. The term came from an incident where someone was said to have downloaded a torrent of the game, and was "Playing whit human".
Lol, have you been able to play whit human yet?
by futrchamp July 25, 2011
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Human Paraquat

Literally, a human buzzkill, as Paraquat is used to kill Marijuana thus literally killing potential buzz.
The Dude: You thought that Bunny had been kidnapped and you were fucking glad man. You could use it as an excuse to make some money disappear. All you needed was a sap to in it on, and you'd just met me. You...you...human paraquat!
by Buck Turgidson May 22, 2007
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humans

1. Members of the species homo sapiens.

2. The members of the species homo sapiens taken as a group. While not the most numerous species either in individual number or in biomass, they consider themselves the dominant species of their planet, which the majority of them call "Earth." This claim is quite possibly justified, seeing as they have covered a great deal of it with their own constructions, never realizing that they are destroying many of the resources they depend upon in the process.

Many of them believe they were created by some sort of god, however, few agree upon exactly what form this god takes nor what his opinions on certain matters are.

Essentially, a bunch of mother fuckers who think they're leet haxors just because they've progressed so far that they have the nuclear capabilities blow up the Earth, and yet still can't manage to live on the same planet without starting a few hundred wars a year, consuming the natural resources they depend upon without heed for their future, mistreating each other for various superficial reasons such as race or ethnic group or in some cases for no reason at all, and continually complaining about the problems they've created for themselves.
1. Hey, look! Some humans!

2. Humans are pretty stupid, aren't they?
by Daedalus October 10, 2004
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Human V-Chip

A person who is against things like cursing, sexual orientated moments, and other "unappropriate" topics. These people are annoying to be around, and to be honest, typically female. They prefer to use euphomisms in place of swear words, like "What the funk", "ohh sheet",etc.
Bro 1: So man, what's the deal with that chick over there? Bro 2: Sally? You don't want her, She's a Human V-Chip. She'll just annoy the hell out of you
by Xero _ Manifest April 12, 2011
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human

A species of idiots that, unfortunately, WE ALL belong to.
"Humans are complete and utter buffoons."
by Nanakase September 29, 2003
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