Humming the Baseline

To relax/space out to the point that others may mistake you as intoxicated.

Guy 1: "Yo, is John killin' that dro or what?"
Guy 2: "Nah brah, he's just humming the baseline."

by Garblez February 1, 2009

hummin' a tater

A Southern U.S. term for a blowjob.

Hummin' a tater is way better than eating one.

by 21st Century Soothsayer April 4, 2010

Hummingbird

A chick who floats from guy to guy to guy, giving blowjobs as a teaser to feed off the attention.

The chick's a hummingbird. She swore she was the one on one type when she was blowing me. Turns out she was blowing other guys too!

by The Rootman January 3, 2010

Hummingbird Heartbeat

When a male slaps his penis in a rapid fashion across the face of his partner.

"You give me that hummingbird heartbeat. You spread my wings and make me fly. The taste of your honey is so sweet, when you give me that hummingbird heartbeat. Hummingbird heartbeat. Uh uh." -Katy Perry.

by hairy hipster November 29, 2011

Hummingbird's Disgrace

Hummingbird's Disgrace is a popular indie movie straight from that silly Indianapolis town. Directed by the unstoppable force of Jones and Jordan, Hummingbird's Disgrace, often referred to as HBD, combines dramatic stories with fiery, gassy wit and humor that will make your mind explode a little. Until now, it was word of mouth that made this movie a midwestern legend. Soon, it will be released in theaters across the nation. A sequel is already in the works for all you hardcore HBD fans out there. Your sustenance is coming.

"Hey, man, have you seen Hummingbird's Disgrace? It's tiiite and exceptionally gassy."
"Yeah"

by Sara Jones September 27, 2006

Humming bird

A person of questionable mental status involved in gang or mob relations.
Mostly people with hallucinatory or severe personality altering disorders.
Most commonly referred to as hummers or Hummlings.

"Did you see the Humming bird the boss just brought in? I heard he was quite the catch"

"Maybe we can get a sober hummer to fight in the ring, they can get pretty crazy"

by Xxcron July 5, 2014

hummingbird

a widely-used public toilet crapping method.

the hummingbird is the combination of a seat nest (lining of the toilet seat with toilet paper) and the person hovering over the nest as to not touch the seat. it is the highest level of sanitariness with regards to public toilets possible by humans, but requires high levels of quadricep strength and balance.

the toilet bowl was so dirty, making a nest wasn't enough. i performed a hummingbird to prevent getting crabs.

by a.s.eightynine August 18, 2010