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The humble scale

Announcing that oneself is "humble" actually makes him/ her/ them less humble. The more that one self-proclaims "humility," the less humble that person is in reality. This is the essence of a "humble person," which is represented mathematically as follows:

Level of humble = 1 - self-proclaimed humble level
Mike: *calls himself "humblemike"*
Mike's friends: "Mike clearly isn't that humble. According to the humble scale, I think his humble level just dropped to 3%"
by neutralayelet October 7, 2019
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Humble

Just Robson in general. Can often be enough displayed when making eagles or receiving jackets.
Robson is very humble
by Archiecjt September 19, 2018
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Humble Cactus

Humble Cactus is a phrase used to refer to someone being a bitch. It is used in Minecraft because of the Microsoft chat reporting system. Another variation of this is Recap.
Hey (insert Minecraft Gamertag) stop being a Humble Cactus!
by Bamblue_1043 August 8, 2022
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Humble yourself

Yeah yeah here come more whore and sycophant validated delusions of superiority.
Hym "Oh? YOU'VE been saying it's a religious phenomenon? Fuck this guy! Holy shit! NOTHING would appease you. You just want to waste as much of my time as possible and drag out the inevitable outcome so you can arbitrarily impose your ethos on someone for as long as possible until your decrepit old corpse finally expires. That's all your God is ever going to be. You, doing whatever you want, and then you doing whatever you can to get the people beneath you to do what you want because 'It's not power. It's power that I deserve' OOOOOOOOOH! RIGHT! I forgot. I'm supposed to buy a ticket to one of your shows and then rush the stage and grovel at your feet! Ooooooookay. Alright. I see where you're coming from. I should have groveled at your feet like the other guy. Is that what it looks like to 'humble yourself'? UuUuUuUuUgH daddy Jordan please save me from my miserable existence! UuUuUuUuUgH please I'm so incompetent! UuUuUuUuUgh Women are right not to fuck me! UuUuUuUgh I'm going to go to the dmv right now and become and organ donor. But for women! And then I'll give all my money to Only fans girls because they're right not to fuck me. I should pay them for it. I should pay for the privilege of not being good enough to fuvk them. UuUuUuUuUuUgh it feel so good to be humble! Oooooooooooooooooooh I'm so humble now! This is so much better for everyone! I'm physically on the floor right now. Rolling around in my own filth. It's where I belong!"
by Hym Iam June 15, 2023
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Humble

An ordinary person doing amazing things without mentioning it. (In other words Makenzie is humble)
Me: “ wow Makenzie you are so humble ”
Makenzie: “ wow don’t mention it!”

Me: “you’re sexy and amazing and beautiful
Makenzie: “stop don’t make me blush”

Also Makenzie: “I’m so incredible no one is like me”
by humble and honest_123 January 8, 2022
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Humbility

This word has veto over anything. This word can be used in any sentence at anytime. and youre wrong<3
you need more humbility in your life.
by yesyesbig June 1, 2023
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Humble

adjective
To be humble is to have a realistic, level-headed outlook on your own skills and accomplishments and duly acknowledging and respecting those of others.

For instance, in a competitive setting, being able to accept a loss and respect your opponent is being humble. Being able to say "I was outplayed. My mistakes were punished. I will not repeat them." is both an admission of self-error, and commendation of the opponent.

It is the capacity to take those, whether you know them to be less or more than you, seriously. It is only manifested in the absence of arrogance and it is what every sportsman should strive to be.

It's actually sad to see how uncommon of a trait this is.
Jake is humble, he may be the best chess player in our state, but when he had lost to an eight year old prodigy, he applauded him and encouraged him to continue improving - not upset or having lost dignity or self-worth by the fact that he had lost a mental battle to a kid.
by Avexus02 July 4, 2021
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