Houston Hairball 

Cutting off all of ones pubes ejaculating on them rolling them into a ball and freezing it and then using it as a butt plug on a women

Tyrone: Bro you heard what Jamal did?
Bartholomew: Nah what he did?
Tyrone: He gave Teresa a Houston Hairball
Bartholomew: nawwww

Houston Hairball by Jay_WitDaBBL June 24, 2025

Houston Spit Roast

When you’re in an applebees, blinker the cart and end up throwing up and shitting at the same time in their bathroom.

Hey, where’d anthony go? “he got hit by the houston spit roast.”

Houston Spit Roast by goonsquadd December 30, 2025

Northwest Houston 

The area of Houston that consists of Spring, Katy, Cypress, and Tomball. Katy is northwest because it goes beyond I-45 North but goes on the west side. Spring is northwest because it goes beyond I-10, which is northwest.

"Hey where you from"
"Houston"
"Like Northwest Houston"
"Oh my god I'm gonna kill myself"
"Don't do that"
"Nah imma do it"

Northwest Houston by Dr. Frank George April 21, 2019

CityCentre Houston 

The new urban community in West Houston/Memorial. Built during the recession of the 2000's, it defies the bad economy with succesful high end stores, eateries,bars, and ridiculously expensive residences.

Located in one of the wealthiest zip codes in the country, patrons are part of the executive, upper class that prefer urban areas and convenient locations, to the sterile suburbs and grueling commutes.

CityCentre Houston is the current it place to be for upscale,west side crowd.

CityCentre Houston by CityCentreGal May 21, 2011

chartiers houston high school 

a small school where you can find hill billy’s, trumpies, and a large group called “da boys”. the kids at chartiers like to write on the bathroom stalls woth period blood, and or pencil. some exotic things to find at chartiers are boys taking the doors off the bathroom stalls and kids smoking under the stairs. the food at chartiers tastes similar to the food you would give your dead grandmother.

“you go to chartiers houston high school?”

“yes”

“you nasty thing”

chartiers houston high school by borderline dumb November 15, 2021

Whitney houston 

very good singer/actress
strong
depressed
loved

oh your voice reminds me of Whitney Houston
-no one sings like that girl Whitney

i miss Whitney she was truly loved

Whitney houston by nippyin April 3, 2022

Sam Houston Institute of Technology 

An unreal renaming of the "Sam Houston State University" in Texas. Sam Houston Institute of Technology, abbreviated, would spell, "S.H.I.T."

Cheerleaders:

"Gimme an 'S'!"
"Gimme an 'H'!"
"Gimme an 'I'!"
"Gimme an 'T'!"
"What's that spell?!"
Crowd: "Sam Houston Institute of Technology!"

Sam Houston Institute of Technology by Mindraker November 28, 2009