michael horton

That guy who sits at the computer next to you every day in class. He makes you laugh when he talks about anything and he's good at applying memes and GIFs to any life situation.

Michael Horton is so funny!

by bad_blood_in_wonderland February 2, 2017

Max Horton

a person who was born white, but over time with black people and track; turned himself black on the inside and out. He will now be referred to Requis Jenkins

Yo that max horton is a real wigger

by dogsrUS47licktheballsack April 10, 2017

Brady Horton

Brady Horton-(Noun)
TWO DEFENITIONS
1. the actual guy
literally a god
2.This phrase is used when describing someone who is smart, funny.respectful, AND so attractive that when he breathes in your direction you cry

1.Alexis-"oh my god Brady's voice is so nice!"
Tiffany-" I know right he's so nice too he's not a trash boy like the rest of the guys in our grade!!!! " (that was shade)
2.Maddy- "Nate is SUCH A BRADY HORTON!'

Peyton-"Oh my god you're right!'

by EGG POACHERS AND ROASTERS January 19, 2018

Clay hortle

Nick name for tortle, loves South African women .

Favourite phrase -unnebrocke

a haiku

A mortal tortle
Clay hortle

you want to courtal?

by Fenny wap October 7, 2018

tim hortans cappuchino french vanilla

the best thing you will ever taste in your life

tim hortans cappuchino french vanilla tastes so good

by fartniteletsgofartnitre lets g November 28, 2019

jess horton

a random girl who lives in salford and orders a happy meal, diet coke, and a mayo chicken with no mayo and no lettuce from maccies daily

jess horton loves a good maccies

by badman10101001 February 17, 2020

Tim Hortons

Tim Hortons is basically the Dublin donuts of Canada but way better. They have breakfast and lunch foods. They have drinks, donuts bagels, and way more. Not your average coffee shop ☕️ best coffe in Canada. Most a Canadians shorten it to timmies.

You want to go get a coffe?
Yeah sure let’s go to Tim Hortons.

by CanadaFax June 8, 2020