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Brutally Honest Joe

Instead of being an honest abe, your more brutally honest like vp joe biden, and tend to say stuff without thinking it through, often hurting others feelings while being honest at the same time
Dan: Yo man, wanna go to that club we went to last time
Mike: No thanks, that place was fucking disgusting and the girls were too sluty for even a desperater loser! What, were ya looking to get another cheap slut?
Dan: ... Coulda just said no instead of being a Brutally Honest Joe man!
Mike: Sorry bro
Dan: It's all good, we'll just find another place
by Don Neri October 3, 2009
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honesty

a moral/philosophical quality that you can't buy at the local Walmart
even if a person is taught from childhood what honesty is, yet doesn't exhibit it, they will probably never be considered an honest person.
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Miranda: "Im so worried! im not gonna finish this project! AHH!!"
Tyler: "CALM YOUR HORSES
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What a lovely day for horsesex, you mind if i go ride on your horse?
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honest to who

1. im preganant
2. Honest to who
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The Harry Potter Houses

There are four houses, or groups, at the entirely real school named Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Also known as Harry Potter's school, because for some reason everyone likes that kid.
Anyway, the houses are:
Gryffindor (brave)
Hufflepuff (hard-working, and good finders of course)
Ravenclaw (smart)
Slytherin (cunning)
The Harry Potter Houses defined by each house.

Defined by Gryffindors:
H- what the fuck is a good finder? Fuck 'em
R- bunch of nerds
S- bunch of racist, elitest snobs. Fuck 'em

Defined by Slytherins:
H- what the FUCK is a GOOD FINDER? Fuck 'em!
R- bunch of "smart" nerds, wasting their intelligence. Fuck 'em
G- bunch of impure fucks. Fuck 'em

Defined by Ravenclaws:
G- bunch of immature fucks. Fuck 'em
H- bunch of self righteous assholes. Fuck 'em
S- bunch of ignorant fucks. Fuck 'em

Defined by Hufflepuffs:
G- pretty cool, daring guys.
R- pretty cool, smart guys.
S- pretty cool, sly guys.

H: Hey guys wanna be friends? And btw a good finder means a person finds the good in people, not the bad

G, R, and S: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ANNOYING FUCK
by Mr. Obvious, duh November 18, 2010
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In all honesty

Quite possibly the most abused idiom over the internet among people who think they're clever and better than everyone else. Also used to emphasize a point to the nth degree without any logical sense.
Cool guy: In all honesty, you only won because I lagged.

Other guy: You said "in all honesty!" You must be telling the truth! You're right, no, no, you're better than me.
by Palbo February 22, 2007
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