hometree groupie

Fighting people when you’re drunk and get high every day that love to go to the aquarium dressed like fish

You’re a hometree groupie like Julie.

by Abrasive_Robin November 25, 2023

Hobleting

A rare and breathtaking atmospheric phenomenon characterized by a shimmering ring or aura around the sun, said to symbolize divine guidance, protection, or blessings.

"Look guys, there is something hobleting around the sun!"

by SnrMeerkat April 3, 2024

Hamletmonkeyillion

This is the word for 10^186,030, which is about the minimum amount of pairs of monkeys and typewriters needed for at least one monkey to type out the entirety of Hamlet. This would take about 130,000 seconds or 36 hours, considering that each monkey types one character per second, and Hamlet is about 130,000 characters long.

You need a hamletmonkeyillion monkeys to type out Hamlet.

by NicheTimbuktu September 6, 2025

Montana Hamlet

When your gap-toothed friend punches a cowgirl in the ovaries to break the eggs, inserts the necessary ingredients for a bacon omelette, folds her over, and let's it simmer for 90 seconds on high.

Torrey- "how was your date last night"
Lucas- "It was pretty good, I gave her a Montana Hamlet. She loved it, other than the undercooked bacon"

by Ginger beard November 29, 2013

december hamlet

a tall brown skin big booty girl who usually doesn't like to be the topic of discussion. she has many friends but never lets anyone get too close. her nonchalant ways attract many boys and she can be very indecisive. she is funny and outgoing but also very shy. her best friend is usually the opposite of her but their differences are what keep them around each other!

dang girl! your name must be December Hamlet

have y'all seen the new girl? she's such a December Hamlet

by Kuwalabear97 January 22, 2014

john holetrane

The act of inserting a saxophone mouthpiece into someone's anus and blowing like you're soloing over a Coltrane piece. The goal is to make the recipient squeal like Coltrane's soprano sax in "My Favorite Things."

Some guy on the street tried to sell me a John Holetrane but all he had was .75" pvc pipe. I said "You're thinking of a different act." I walked away, disappointed that I still didn't know when or where I'd get my next authentic John Holetrane.

by Tex Tile September 23, 2016

john holetrane

The act of inserting a saxophone mouthpiece in someone's anus and blowing like you're soloing over a John Holetrane piece. The goal is to make the recipient squeal like John Coletrane's soprano sax in "My Favorite Things."

A guy on the street offered me a John Holetrane but all he had was pvc pipe. I respectfully declined, sure that he wasn't the butthole virtuoso he was claiming to be.

by Tex Tile September 17, 2016