handsome

To spray sticky white love juice from the jap's eye.

"Just thinking about Paddy makes me handsome."

by samrywo April 28, 2005

handsome woman

An unattractive female. Mainly prevalent during the time period between the invention of the camera and mass production of make-up/plastic surgery. The definition does not take into account the female's body, focusing solely on the face.

Handsome women can still be found in countries partaking in arranged marriages, thus perpetuating the handsome woman's genetic code. Also England.

Examples of handsome women (plural): Janet Reno, Bea Arthur, Eleanor Roosevelt, Ziggy Stardust, and Mia Farrow in "The Great Gatsby"

Dude, are we witnessing a gay marriage?
Nope, she's just a really handsome woman.
Oh man, no kidding.

by PapaReno December 23, 2007

handsomely amazing

good looking and a better friend and boyfriend than anyone else, who is always there.

Luke is handsomely amazing, I couldn't ask for anyone better.

by told youuuu. August 23, 2008

Handsome

A girl who is handsome rather than pretty.

Female Triple X- Can you give me a suit?
Guy- You know you would look so handsome in a suit, I'll see what I can do.

by Solid Mantis June 19, 2019

handsome

Ugliest person i have ever seen

Rob Searle is handsome

by Rob February 10, 2004

Handsome

Having sex with yourself.

When 3 people have sex it's called a threesome, when two people have sex it's called a twosome. I guess that's why they call you handsome.

by SpongeBoobies October 20, 2016

Handsome Devil

Someone who rates themselves but shouldn't because they are only as handsome as the worst thing ever.

Person 1 - I am a handsome devil.....

Person 2 - so you are only as handsome as the worst being ever. That's about right you ugly mother.....

by Wiseone1879 September 30, 2021