Ham Hock

Cockney rhyme for cock

The bitch jumped on my ham hock

by wthompson87 August 15, 2008

hamhocks

Some bitch who tried to fuck with me.

Leave bobot alone, whore.

by Fuck you HamHocks February 24, 2004

banana hammock

A swimsuit desinged like men's bikni. Popular because Borat wears them.

Borat make banana hammock ''very nice''

by DizzyLizzy January 22, 2007

salina banana-hammock

a salina banana-hammock is a heart crusher, one or crushes you heart without remorse

i got salina banana-hammocked the other day by this girl i dig.

by thierry14arsn July 31, 2006

blood hammock

Pad/sanitary napkin

'I got my period!! Anyone got a spare blood hammock?'

by snapex February 25, 2010

banana hammock

*not for sleeping in*

a male garment used to hold the "hardboys"

Crap, this banana hammock is riding up my ass.

by matty matt matt January 12, 2007

Balloon Hammock

The act of blowing air in to the urethra and inflating the testicles. The subject, then spreads his scrotal sack between his index finger and thumb creating an approximate 2-3" gap between each finger. The female party rests her chin upon said scrotum sack and rests for several hours.

I can't believe Sally was willing to give Billy such a serious balloon hammock in front of the entire family during Thanksgiving dinner, she must have slept for like three or four hours!

by Boooooey November 6, 2011