Hale vs Sale

In opposition to an arguement previously posted on this site, in a war between Sale and Hale, Sale would obviously win, i would first of all like to point out the mistakes in the previous arguement, Alty boys requires 7b's for 6th form. Also, although many people from Hale do attend both Altrincham Grammar schools, so do many sale residents, but the quality of a place cannot be measured by it's youth's academic achievement. Sale kids have way more street smarts than people from Hale, as we know not to go wondering around alone at night chatting up strangers and drinking on the streets, we get fake IDs and go to clubs;).

Hale is a repulsive place where all the poor little rich kids hang out who've got nothing better to do than complain about how they only have one jacuzzi and their parents wont buy them a private plane for christmas.

I should know i go to a school full of kids like this. These people think they're hard if they walk around dressed like chavs carrying plastic guns and they appear to think that the hair so fakely blonde, it's falling out and orange skin with handprints in is attractive; they are SADLY mistaken.

SALEE RULEES :D

Resident of Africa; 'Hey who would win in a Hale vs Sale argument?'
Resident of Australia; 'Sale kids FTW'

by SALE KID October 17, 2010

Haley

Is a best of friends and will never turn your back on anyone and will be there for everything no matter what ! And she is amazing hockey player

Haley is the best at everything

by Ghznx March 14, 2017

Halena

A Halena is a vary sexy woman but is also know as a Hallie by partners, family, and friends. She has a smoking hot body, including- A face so cute that every one melts over it, chest so big they look fake (but are of course real), a butt so big you can't help but to stare, and she is super skinny, even after having kids. She's nice, charming, cute, loud, loving, and a little out there. A Halena is a great friend.

Guy1- "Dude, did you see Halena the other day, at the pool?"
Guy2- "Yes, and she was rocking that two piece."
Guy1- "Totally."

by kickabrick August 7, 2011

Haleema

The funniest and kindest person you will ever meet she's stylish and beautiful.A pure, innocent girl who always puts others before herself. Selfless and always kind, even to those she may not be close to. She tries her hardest in everything and shines when she smiles. A wonderful person and beautiful inside out. She is also a sassy queen but she is never mean to others

She's so beautiful and kind like Haleema

by Someonesomewhere101 December 15, 2019

Comet Hale-Bopp

a spectacular comet that graced our skies in 1996 - 1997. It lead to lots of stupid New Age speculation due to the "prophecy" and angel-encounter end-of-the-millenium bullshit that was going on in near the end of the 20th century. There were cult suicides, and superstitious predictions that did not come true. It was very prominent in the sky in early to mid 1997. Dubbed the "Comet of the Century", Hale-Bopp was a thrill to see and a once in a lifetime event, although you can't tell when the next comet "biggie" may come our way.

Comet Hale-Bopp was discovered by the American astronomers Alan Hale and Thomas Bopp.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 22, 2008

The Hale Break

The act of not taking a break at all but telling your friends you are trying really hard to do so.

Amit-"How are you feeling about the breakup?"
Melissa-"I'm trying my best to move on. I think im gonna take a break from dating."
Amit-"Don't you like that guy from the beach?"
Melissa-"A ton."
Amit-"Oh, I see. So you're taking The Hale Break."

by the fat meat April 13, 2010

Thurnis Haley

A Thurnis Haley is an alcoholic mixed beverage consisting of 2 parts Arnold Palmer and 1 part malt liquor (Olde English 800 preferred) Golf wang.

Phil: Hey Thurnis, this drink has got me bent.
Thurnis Haley: That's the OE. Golf wang.

by Quantumplation June 28, 2011