Hawaiian Pineapple Smoothie

Chopped up pineapples are eaten by a male before sexual intercourse. The male receives head from his partner until the pineapple-enhanced semen enters her mouth. Then, he french kisses her and extracts the semen before frantically licking her butthole while she shits into his mouth.

Dude, my girl is a freak, we just got done making a Hawaiian Pineapple Smoothie!

by DefiningLegend610 January 19, 2026

The Hawaiian SpermBender

A ancient God relating back to before the creation of anything, that could literally, mentally, and physically fuck anything that existed or had yet to exsist. It is stated that the Hawaiian SpermBender created a galaxy my mistakenly sticking his dick in a black hole, eventually leading to him busting his godly nut all over space and time.

Man I really felt like the Hawaiian SpermBender back at that party. I was fucking mad Bitches!

by The OG ReZ July 6, 2017

Wet Hawaiian

When someone eats diced pineapple from a womans vagina

My doctor asked me how I got such a terrible yeast infection and I had to tell him that my boyfriend and I did a Wet Hawaiian over the weekend.

by Bluebeard1245 October 11, 2020

Blue Hawaiian

Using a blue flavored pixie stick as an tool when performing masterbation on a female.

While Henrietta and Henry were alone in their bedroom, Henry reached to the side of his bed and grabbed blue flavored pixie sticks and proceeded to perform a blue hawaiian on Henrietta.

by Jonny More Than Meets The gers November 23, 2021

Flyin' Hawaiian

When acutely ill with a gastrointestinal illness, or in withdrawal from addictive substances, having simultaneous projectile vomiting and diarrhea, but still managing to get both in the toilet bowl at the same time. .

OMG I was so sick last night coming down from those Percs, that I did a flyin' Hawaiian and got it all in the bowl!

by R2xman August 19, 2025

Dirty Hawaiian

The active of eating bad Mexican food before seeing your ex-girlfriend one last time and then abruptly having your anus explode all over her chest like Mount Kilauea

“Hey Josh how did last night go?”, “it went great, I gave her a dirty Hawaiian and it took her 30 minutes to clean up”.

by Ole rig boy January 16, 2026

Square headed hawaiian

A retard who cant keep promises and trys to act like he or she has clout usually a she, they also look like cartman from south park when he went to the special olympics

Look at that square headed hawaiian hes so retarded

by ___—— September 22, 2018