by Ronnie Pirtle April 10, 2007
Women who really enjoy the company of homosexual men. Teenage fag hags are very immature in sharp contrast to adult fag hags. These teenage girls really only use their fag as an accessory and only use stereotypically effeminate homosexual boys. If they meet a fag who is not a flaming queen (which is the majority of them), they accuse them of lying about being a fag in an attempt to get into their pants or something of that effect in the most ignorant way known to man. This is because they want a fag friend like the ones seen on TV: a girl-friend guy who enjoys shopping, fashion, make-up, talking about their feelings, and other girly stuff when in reality most homosexual and bisexual boys are just regular Joes but no one knows that becuase they are not recognized as homo/bi by appearance.
Adult fag hags are usually more mature and look for a friendship with a male without the risk of being sexually wanted by the male. The man is not neccessarily the guy-girl-friend and maybe be straight acting.
Adult fag hags are usually more mature and look for a friendship with a male without the risk of being sexually wanted by the male. The man is not neccessarily the guy-girl-friend and maybe be straight acting.
Teenage fag hags think all gay boys listen to Madonna and shop at Gucci and talk in lisps; what dumb bimbos.
by FreakyLocz14 March 17, 2009
by netteach March 14, 2003
a groupie for comedians. A fan of comedy who tries to sleep with the comic after a gig because they want to fuck the stage persona they just saw. Will often sleep with many comedians during the Edinburgh Fringe Festival.
Also a comedian who does stand-up just to increase his chances of getting laid, especially if they are very ugly and/or fat.
Also a comedian who does stand-up just to increase his chances of getting laid, especially if they are very ugly and/or fat.
She's slept with everyone on the bill, and she's got her eye on the compere tonight. She's such a gag hag!
by lady comic January 21, 2007
A drag queen just starting out in her "family" helping her "mother" and other "family" members get ready, get their stuff in the car, out of the car, in the bar, helping out backstage, pick up the tips from the stage etc. in trade for being taught how to dress, act, and do makeup
Or
A friend of a drag queen that does the same thing, but only wants friendship in return
Or
A friend of a drag queen that does the same thing, but only wants friendship in return
Natasha is one of the new members of the family. She plans on drag hagging it to the top.
Or
Kelly is one of the best drag hags ever.
Or
Kelly is one of the best drag hags ever.
by 757draghag December 15, 2008
A woman who enjoys the company of gay men. They can often be mistaken for a married couple... because simply spending that much time together they gain a friendship which is very close to a married relationship. Because like a married relationship they love eachother, while they can't stand eachother, and there is no sex.
Hag: "OMG! You are such a mean bitch! You have no feelings!"
Fag: "Oh really... well you are an over-emotional whiny bitch!"
Hag: "God I hate you!"
Fag: "Fine if you feel that way... I get the diamonds... you can keep the kids!"
Hag: "Ummm... we're not married... we are too broke to have diamonds... and there are no kids!"
Fag: "Oh yeah... sorry... felt like I was married for a moment."
Hag: "It's okay..."
Fag: "You want to go scoop out some hot boys?"
Hag: "Sure."
Fag: "You know I love ya fag hag! And you can't deny you love your fag!"
Hag: "No I can't! Love you too!"
Actual fight with my fag... I'm a self admitted fag hag... and well... I love it!!
Fag: "Oh really... well you are an over-emotional whiny bitch!"
Hag: "God I hate you!"
Fag: "Fine if you feel that way... I get the diamonds... you can keep the kids!"
Hag: "Ummm... we're not married... we are too broke to have diamonds... and there are no kids!"
Fag: "Oh yeah... sorry... felt like I was married for a moment."
Hag: "It's okay..."
Fag: "You want to go scoop out some hot boys?"
Hag: "Sure."
Fag: "You know I love ya fag hag! And you can't deny you love your fag!"
Hag: "No I can't! Love you too!"
Actual fight with my fag... I'm a self admitted fag hag... and well... I love it!!
by Dani Girl Fag Hag January 09, 2006
Amber Tomcavage from Big Brother 8.
Amber Tomcavage is a sea hag.
by Eunice Poltiyi September 15, 2007