Jaden Hossler

Jaden Hossler is a Musician, Tiktoker and all round influencer. He loves to say him and Mads Lewis are just besties but they aren’t. Also he is a simp for Mads Lewis

1.) Omg is that Jaden Hossler
2.) Yes it is! I also heard he is a simp for Mads Lewis
1.) yep that’s true

by I didn’t use my real name September 5, 2020

big nose big hose

The idea that a mans nose is proportional to the size of his penis. Therefore men with big noses are assumed to have big hoses (penises.)

Loosey: That guys hot!
Slut #4: You know what they say, big nose big hose.

by Honey Danforth October 1, 2006

Hose Dozer

A woman of ill repute that just wrecks a cock, on a regular basis.
Leaves it broken, battered or beleaguered.
Usually involves intoxication.
Can pertain to a novice, or the most professional of professionals!

Form the Latin Hosius Perditor Dosious (Dick Destroyer).

Hey, how was that girl you picked up last night?
Such a Hose Dozer. I may not have sex for a week!

by rad von awesome October 21, 2010

mexican hospital

A bathtub filled with ice.

dude 1: What happened to Steve after the party last night, he was so wasted.

dude 2: Didn't you hear, he woke up in a mexican hospital with one of his kidneys missing.

by Bitch Puddin' April 26, 2011

Ross Hose

A hose on a hookah that is vastly inferior to any other hose on the same hookah or is a generally inadequate hose on any hookah.

I've got the Ross Hose, man, I can't get a good hit.

by ButtCheese100 July 6, 2011

hosie

soulmates; meant to be; endgame. the definition of epic love.

wow they're the HOSIE!

by hosiendgameduhh July 17, 2020

chocolate hostage

A phrase used when u need to take a shit:
Other phrases: Touching cloth, Turtles head, Take the kids to the pool.

Man i really need to release a chocolate hostage

by MJ January 1, 2005