Bohemian Hemorrhinkle

When you urinate blood onto a girl's prolapsed vagina.

"Man, my girlfriend totally let me fuck her so hard last night her cunt went inside out, then I had to pee so she punched me 15 times in the nuts then let me do the old Bohemian Hemorrhinkle on her twat!!!"

by suckinspongebobs June 6, 2020

Hemorrhoid

Someone who is attractive at first then becomes very annoying.

Jack: Why did you break up with Susan?
Jim: She's the type of woman who grows on you then becomes a real pain in the ass.
Jack: Ah, a hemorrhoid.

by Ebullient Gideon July 1, 2011

Hemolele

Pure, innocent, etc.

It is used as a name or nickname.

by Jessica March 2, 2005

Hemo

Adj: A state of being that consists of crying then masturbating, then crying while masturbating. The Horny Emo.

Emily: "Dude his pants are tighter than mine"
Matt: "He's never gonna get ass"
Emily: "Horny emo"
Matt: "No, hemo"

by bitchhpleaseee April 7, 2008

hemorrhoids

n; A very annoying person.

Those people were such hemorrhoids.

by kickasscristi January 14, 2009

hoedog

a word used to describe a female homedog, friend, or acquaintance.

Chantel and Vy are my hoedogs.

What upp my hoedog?!

OMGZZZZ those girls over there are my hoedogs! for shizzle!

by Chantel June 19, 2006

hemorrhoidjack

a co-worker who is a pain the rear and possibly a right wing moron.

by Anonymous August 21, 2003