Harvey Mudd College

1. A community of unicyclists, pyromaniacs, and computer nerds.

2. An exciting, if short-lived, resource for Scrippsie's sexual frustration. Mudders are preferred to CMCers because they are less likely to turn into sexual predators.

3. A campus full of men who break up with Scrippsies by telling them that they "can't see this ending in marriage."

"Dude, you go to Harvey Mudd College? Can you get me some free tentacle porn?"

"You're dating a Mudder? Does he have time to sexually service you, when all he does is play Warhammer and D'n'D?"

"What do you mean 'your girlfriend's a Mudder'? There aren't any women there!"

Harvey Mudd College by Lydia Mendoza March 8, 2008

Harvey Dent Face 

A person who has been burned by a come-back so bad that they will forever be burned on half of their face.

Person one: "Hey you have a lot of time on your hands if you can come up with stuff to put on urban dictionary."

Person two: "Well you have a lot of ugly on your face!"

Third person: "DAMN, YOU JUST GOT HARVEY DENT FACED! BURN!"

Harvey Dent Face by HH Mo-town May 11, 2009

Harvey Weinerstain 

A glob of white goo ejaculated by Harvey Weinstein and proudly displayed on the clothing, chin, or running down the legs of, an auditioning actress in Hollywood.

She can't act her way out of a subway car, but her ticket to stardom was her big ole Harvey Weinerstain.

Harvey Weinerstain by bethie horton mcjenniejane October 16, 2017

harvey leigh cantwell 

A fine ass boy from England that can sing like a god

girl 1: damn whos that?
girl 2: that my friend is harvey leigh cantwell

harvey leigh cantwell by dolancatwell May 14, 2018

Harvey Keitel 

Badass Actor. Mean Streets. Taxi Driver. Pulp Fiction. Reservoir Dogs. and a whole crapload of other good movies. Yeah, I would do him.

Everyone:Watch her. She's like Pavlov's Dog....HARVEY KEITEL!
Me: Drooooooooooool.

Harvey Keitel by Aleah September 5, 2005

Harvey Mudd 

A small college on the outskirts of Los Angeles that only the geekiest kids get into. If you want a kick-ass Math/Science/Engineering without the Harvard-like elitist attitudes of MIT and Caltech, go to Harvey Mudd.

Harvey Mudd Student: "I masturbate to math problems every night."

Harvey Mudd by VandyDude May 21, 2007

Harvey Mudd 

One of the most amazing smart person's colleges in the United States. It competes with Caltech and MIT in virtually all technical subject areas.

It is 2nd only (PhD prod.) to Caltech in: Physics, CS, Sciences/Engineering, Math.

It is 1st in Chemistry and Physical Sciences...and eighth in Biological sciences.

It is currently ranked 2nd, overall.

It was the last USA school to win the international programming competition. (1997) Last year, the USA's top rankings were a 3-way tie for 17th place.

School size: 670 students.
FOOD FOR THOUGHT. APPLY.

1. Ohhh shoooot...your friend got into Harvey Mudd College? Wow!

2. Yeah, you're amazingly smart. You're going to go to Harvey Mudd or something.

3. Dude, Harvey Mudd's parties are da bomb!

Harvey Mudd by OJG July 14, 2005