Geniosity

- when doing things out of stupidity and no where near having a genius mind.

Tati: Hey! What the heck are you doing?

Ricardo: Burning my finger with the flame...

Tati: You and your acts of geniosity!

by Tottie23 January 20, 2011

Genital Warts

Something you should shout out at the most random, inane time possible for instant hilarity.

Teacher: The exam will last for 1 hour, does anyone have anything to say before we begin?

Random dude: Yeah, GENITAL WARTS!

by I dont have genital warts March 20, 2009

Genital Tourette's

Similar to Tourette's Syndrome, Genital Tourette's is the cause of inappropriate verbal/vocal outbursts, as well as frequent humping on anything and everything in sight. Sufferers of Genital Tourette's can be either male or female, and may often complain of redness and/or irritation of the genitalia area. This can be caused by the constant touching of oneself due to the urge to rub one out, or it could just be herpes.

We knew he had Genital Tourette's when we found him in the kitchen screaming, "Fuck! For fuck's sake! Somebody fucking help me!", while trying to pry his dick out of the milk jug.

by SemiAngel February 5, 2010

genital toothbrush

When it is time for the male to climax, he is to aim his love paste so that it lands back on his own pubes. The male then proceeds to force the face of the female down, teeth exposed, and brush her head side to side, or in a circular motion if you prefer, on the freshly pasted pubes. Don't forget to scrub the tongue.

she was surprised when she was done and i asked her if she had ever had a genital toothbrush, and before she could answer i forced her head down and gave her one.

by Poo-c Juice October 20, 2009

Genital Herpititus Aids

The mother of all STDs only carried by the filthiest of filthy whores...aaand Paris Hilton cough cough.

Safari Guide:(In Australian accent) Look over there lurking in the bushes, there is a Paris Hilton in her natural environment, but keep at least 10 feet away, or else you'll catch Genital Herpititus Aids.

by Boyfriendizeree September 1, 2014

genie in a bottle

A foreplay method in which a womans partner rubs her magic bean 3 times and a little genie pops out to grant her every wish.

Hey girlfriend how was last night?

Oh my, you wouldn't believe it, he gave me a genie in a bottle.

Daaam, u lucky girl.

by sheslikeabeanbag February 21, 2010

Male Genitalia

A very gay thing invented by socialist nazis to find out if someone is going to wash or shit, piss, jerk off, fuck, have sex and sword fight

Tom: Oh hey Tim
Tim: Oh hey Tom
Tom: Do you have a Male Genitalia
Tim: No
Tom: K

by lmaoihaveclamydia February 3, 2021