guys

Idiot monkeys who were put on this planet for no fucking reason! They have no brains and drool over pretty women.

That guy is such an asshole!

by T March 11, 2003

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GUI

GUIs (Graphical User Interface) were created as an effort to make computers appealing to non-computer-savy, or "ignorant" masses.

Windows users are inherently GUI users. This of course also implies that they do not know ASM or unix, or they would use something else.

Knowing better, computer-savy people only use text terminals, which they often call consoles. This implies that they use telnet to browse HTTP web sites as opposed to a GUI-cripled browser. When they need to look at pictures of their significant other, they do so using the aalib library to view them as ASCII-art.

Accessing your favorite dictionary the real man's way:

% telnet urbandictionary.com 80
Host: urbandictionary.com\r\n
GET / HTTP/1.1\r\n
\r\n\r\n

Turning into a helpless zombie like the majority of clueless computer users submitting to GUI e-slavery:

C:> win.exe
<wait for the BSOD>

by Ananda Panderoza January 2, 2008

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Gui

Pronounced (gah-ooo-ee)

When someone says some stupid shit and you’re confused or see some dumb shit.

Also when someone is being dumb

“Are you on that gui shit?”
“gui gui guiiiiii”

by guiman October 1, 2019

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That Guy

"That guy" refers to the narcissist inside each and every man. "He" is "That guy" when he gives into the urges (usually pertaining to sexual gratification) to the detriment of those around him. Nobody wants to be "That guy".

Bob: "Dude... don't freak... I got a blowjob from your sister last night ... but I don't want to be 'That guy'".

Another Bob: "Look at 'That guy' next to 'prince cassius' in the fashion section of the evening standard".

by jeffreythefarmer2 August 17, 2010

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