German Bath

a more elaborate version of a 'Dutch Oven' where the unwilling participant is held underneath the bed covers while the assailant gently shits the bed.

"She broke up with me when my dutch oven accidently turned into a German Bath. There was shit everywhere...."

by Two Robs December 13, 2012

German race

The German race is by natural selection, the greatest race to grace the Earth. German blood is by default a gift from god as the German people are the greatest of them all.

Person 1: what is you’re race?
Person 2: I am of the German race

by Master race 123 January 30, 2020

German Ferris Wheel

This is when four people play musical chairs naked.

"Hey, gang how about we all join for a little round of German Ferris Wheel.

by Notorious b.y.r.o.n June 8, 2009

German helmet

A slang term for the head of a penis, because they look similiar; specifically German WWII (Nazi) Army and SS Helmets.

Proof that Nazi's are literally dickheads.

by The Big H May 13, 2005

Arschkarte (German)

The opposite of the Joker - means You have lost, You are are fool of someone.

Da habe ich die Arschkarte gezogen.

by Lutz Biesterfeld April 21, 2003

German Sniper

While doin a bitch doggystyle pull out and spit on her back then when she turns around shoot your load in her eye.

My boyfriend gave me a German Sniper last week and I haven't been able to see straight since.

by Austin925 September 28, 2006

German reach-around

Wearing latex gloves while you give someone a reach around, (Fingerless gloves optional, called an East German reach-around, pre 1989).

She handed me the latex gloves opening the doors to a long night of German reach-arounds.

by Slick Hasselhoff June 19, 2009