gremlin city

A group of goggers.

A goggle, if you will.
Filled with greasy cheese nerds. Degenerates, perhaps.
Made up of midgets, edgelords, weebs, liberals, republicans, giraffes, flamingos, torrential downpours, clones, nuggets, bronies, chai lattes, and the occasional brugg.
The only thing holding together the fabric of this groups reality is a mass of gremlins bumbling around and stirring a large pot of drama, served hot and fresh every so often whenever things get too peaceful.
They are bold, they are brash, some believe they belong in the trash.

“I just got kicked from gremlin city!”
“If it makes you feel any better, I didn’t get kicked...”

by gormlessminger August 14, 2021

Controller gremlin

Someone who, after playing many rounds of a single controller game, asks for the controller back after a single round of you playing.

This girl is such a controller gremlin bro, she wanted to play after again after I died once.

by TurbofanDude April 4, 2020

Gremlin Hands

Abnormally small and wrinkly hands, like the hands of an old, old woman. Immune to the strongest hand lotions. Can be used as sand paper in rare cases.

Q:Why do you always wear mittens?

A: Because I have gremlin hands...

by munchkineater March 6, 2012

Gentle Gremlin

Verb. The process of eating a female's vagina with passion while still savoring every last queef.

Girl 1: Dude, a dude did the gentle gremlin on my pussy last night, so good I was shaking.
Girl 2: Pog

by RealityUnfold January 15, 2021

Jizz Gremlin

The noun used to refer to a girl you're hooking up with that's so ugly, you have to put a paper bag over her head, but you leave a hole for the mouth.

She wants your dick, but she's the ugliest bitch here. Dude, prep the paper bag because you just got yourself a jizz gremlin.

by Tubman-dickroad July 12, 2017

Gremlin Probation

When a new man attempts to enter your life, but he has no boundaries and is so vague you honestly do not know if he thinks of you as a potential lover, or just wants a platonic friendship. Because he is so new to you, you can not make an informed decision. It is ok to put him on Gremlin Probation and not talk to him after midnight. You only communicate with him during daylight hours until he finally is more up front with you about his intentions.

"I don't know, I just this met this guy and he is DMing me all hours of the day and night. I don't even know him, so he's on Gremlin Probation until I get a chance to figure some things out."

by Hallow Weener December 14, 2022

gremlin pussy

When a woman cannot get wet, in a sexually aroused manner

She is beautiful and she’ s got a gremlin pussy...can’t get it wet

by Rex Johnson, Private Eye November 22, 2019