wades grandma is the sexiest GILF in the history of man kind. it is roumered that when she sits down you can hear sea lions applauding and the waves breaking against her thighs. it is also stated as a fact that she takes so many loads into her soaking vagina that she has had a revolving door fitted to her thighs.
by Kill3rkrok December 5, 2012
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I ejaculated all over my chickens the first time I caught a glimpse of granda's tux behind her shed.
I ejaculated all over my chickens the first time I caught a glimpse of granda's tux behind her shed.
by Spectre Nuggs July 23, 2011
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That dude's always visiting the nursing home and "volunteering". Fucker must be a nasty grandma groper.
by Goodie June 9, 2005
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Slade's Grandma: SLAAADE!! SLLAAADE!!!
Slade: What grandma?
Slade's Grandma: I found a fucking moth!!!!!
Slade: What grandma?
Slade's Grandma: I found a fucking moth!!!!!
by herrrrrooo there March 4, 2011
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by Slammer111 April 26, 2006
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Josh, your 1985 Lincoln Town Car is clearly a dead grandma. It takes up 2 spaces in the dorm parking lot and smells of thanatopsis.
by Fire Me Hotly May 27, 2009
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"Grace, have you looked in a mirrior lately? You can't get anyone else to go! Besides, I'm going to my grandma's."
by chefpaul April 6, 2005
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