Grades

How people in the world judge you.
They're usually based on a scale of 1-100, with 100 being the best, or f - A+, with A+ being he best.
You get these grades in school, such as on a test or as an average for the class. if you get a bad grade on a test, it hurts your average grade for that class and lowers your self-esteem. Your parents will also get angry at you and won't stop talking about until your average in that class goes up to an "acceptable" grade by their standards.

Person 1: I have a horrible grade in ILA class.
Person 2: What do you have in that class?
Person 1: a D+
Person 2: WTF!!?! YOU ARE GOING TO END UP AS SOME HOMELESS GUY BEGGING FOR CASH FROM THE SMART KIDS IN YOUR GRADE! YOU BETTER GET THOSE GRADES UP!

by Nobody here March 15, 2015

The Graduate

The 1967 classic starring Dustin Hoffman, Anne Bancroft, and Katherine Ross. The Graduate is about a recent college graduate (Hoffman) who is seduced by the wife (Bancroft) of his father's business partner, then ends up falling in love with her daughter (Ross). Anne Bancroft's character became one of the most famous characters in movie history, Mrs. Robinson. The popular song "Mrs. Robinson" by Simon and Garfunkel was used in the movie.

It was based on a book by Charles Webb with the same title written in 1963.

The Graduate is one of the best films that came out of the 60's.

Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?

And here's to you Mrs. Robinson, Jesus loves you more than you will know.

by Mikitira July 9, 2006

Graduation

when all you have to do to make your family cry is sit, stand, and walk

i was sitting next to my classmates when the principal called my name, so i stood and walked over to him to get my diploma. the next thing i knew, my mom was bawling. thats graduation for ya.

by recentgraduate111 June 23, 2011

gradeau

anything nasty that is small and slimy on you or anything else, ie., eye slime from a dog or mucous of any sort

ewww, there's gradeau on my arm ewww

by dick November 3, 2003

Graduation

This is the day you leave high school with a diploma, and many gaping wounds and/or emotional pain/catharsis.

Wow, Tom! Congratulations on graduating from high school, isn't that a big relief?

Tom: Well, this wound from AP Chemistry will never go away, and I feel like crying like a little girl, knowing I don't have to put up with those fucking losers and that history teacher for the rest of my life *cries*

Graduation

Then comes college, when you become a freshman all over again, CONGRATS!

by high school graduate May 26, 2009

It's first grade, Spongebob

A phrase commonly said to someone who doesn't know, or doesn't seem to know something very basic or elementary.

"What do you mean you don't know how to roll a joint? It's first grade, Spongebob!"

by Mäynard Lankford February 14, 2012

Graduation

The exact definition of Graduation is catch 22. Just a giant clusterfuck of emotions in which you don't know whether to be happy or sad. Nervous, or excited. Ugh. Graduation sucks.

Example: "I cried so much at my graduation, I was scared to be leaving behind everything I'd ever known for 12 years of my life. But at the same time, excited to be starting something new and adventurous."

by Tazzykinz June 27, 2013