the gordon ramsey

You cook for your girl but forget to wash your hands after handling jalapenos. Then decide to have sex with her. Thus spreading that jalapeno to her vagina causing burning pain.

Guy 1: "My girl loved dinner but I forgot to wash my hands."

Guy 2: " oh shit! You performed the Gordon Ramsey! I bet that sucked for her! "

by Baddies007 February 22, 2018

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Gordon Ramsey

The man just about ready to kill or torture you for making the worst or even a small mistake on a recipe or food.

Cook me higher Gordon Ramsey

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Gordon Ramsay

He created food.

Gordon Ramsay did.

by imverycool22 February 21, 2021

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Tall boy with curly brown hair. He wears glasses and is athletic and the most amazing. the coolest human on the planet. The best football player in Texas(D1). Very sexy and charming, great with girls and boys ;).

Girl-wow Tristen Gordon, its so big.
Boy- wow Tristen Gordon... bro, its so huge.

by InLoveWithHim<3 October 1, 2021

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Gordon Lightfoot

Gordon Meredith Lightfoot, Jr. (Yes...his middle name is Meredith) is a Canadian songwriter born in 1938.

He is arguably most known for his song "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald", a song/story about what happened in that horrible tragedy. Some of his other well-known songs include "Sundown", "Black Day in July", "Early Morning Rain" and many more.

Lightfoot has been having many health issues since 2002, and was even the victim of a death hoax in 2010. However the 81-year-old singer continues to perform to this day.

Gordon Lightfoot must have lied that he doesn't have a middle name a lot throughout his life...I certainly would if my middle name was a female name.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 29, 2020

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