Goobtard

The combination of goober and retard, reserved for making fun of someone in a mild way

Stroke! You spilt milk all over me goobtard

by CanOfSnarf March 16, 2020

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Gontaism

Gontaism is a word too worship the character Gobta Gokuhara!

Gontaism the the cultni joined too worship gonta gokuhara.

by That one gay bestfriend November 28, 2020

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Goonaner

A slur that can be directed at people of any race, religion, or sexual orientation for being pretentious or a flat out dick.

Person #1- "Did you see Dave posted another picture of his new car?"
Person #2- "Yeah, he's such a damn goonaner."
Person #2- "Damn Straight bubba."

by O.P.D. Associate April 18, 2021

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gooftastic

Gooftastic is a positive word made to combat the negative energy radiating from its antonym “goofy”.

“Hey bro, you’re looking gooftastic today!”
“Thanks, man! This word is so awesome and so much more positive than the word goofy.”

by jo4fs24 December 18, 2021

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“Gooning is a sort of modernized version of tantric sex/masturbation without the spiritual aspects that have been traditionally associated with it in the past. ... It’s an almost hypnotic, semi-meditative mental state a person can enter after prolonged masturbation.”

The ones who travel furthest for self-pleasure say that, if they edge long enough, they fall into a mind-numbing trance where nothing matters but nutting. Only then can an edger truly claim to be “gooning.”

-- M. Stahl, "THE PSYCHEDELIC SCIENCE OF ‘GOONING’ — OR MASTURBATING INTO A TRANCE, Mel Magazine (accessed December 20, 2022)

Just when you think you know how to masturbate, someone finds the goon trance. Now you can spend your whole day almost getting off.

by burnt sox December 20, 2022

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