goof monster 

"Goof monster" is a term set aside for only the lonleyest, dumbest, most annoying, most retarded person you can think of. Everyone has their own "goof monster" in their life. It could be your boss. It could be your cousin. It could be your great aunt Hilda. It doesn't matter. There's ALWAYS one there. You can easily identify a "goof monster" in a group of people, because they will be the one alone, away from the group of people. If you find yourself in a situation where you might consider yourself a "goof monster", please, do everyone a favor, and go die, because NOBODY likes "goof monsters." The term "goof monster" does NOT describe someone who is goofy, but someone who is simply retarded. This world is crawling with "goof monsters", so watch out!

Oh my god, you goof monster!!! Get away from me, you don't have any friends for a reason!

goof monster by marylovesmusic21 December 4, 2006

Goof Wad 

A wad of cum

"She swallowed my goof wad"

Goof Wad by Joseph P Sydney October 13, 2011

goof monster 

"Goof monster" is a term set aside for only the lonleyest, dumbest, most annoying, most retarded person you can think of. Everyone has their own "goof monster" in their life. It could be your boss. It could be your cousin. It could be your great aunt Hilda. It doesn't matter. There's ALWAYS one there. You can easily identify a "goof monster" in a group of people, because they will be the one alone, away from the group of people. If you find yourself in a situation where you might consider yourself a "goof monster", please, do everyone a favor, and go die, because NOBODY likes "goof monsters." The term "goof monster" does NOT describe someone who is goofy, but someone who is simply retarded. This world is crawling with "goof monsters", so watch out!

Oh my god, you goof monster!!! Get away from me, you don't have any friends for a reason!

goof monster by marylovesmusic21 December 9, 2008

goof on 

to deliberately choose to spend time on something not particularly important

Chris Young is already enjoying the day off. Been reading on my front porch, recording videos, and just goofing off in general. Later on I plan to goof on in particular ways.

goof on by Una Malachica July 17, 2009

goof grease 

This dicribes a goofy person thats always greasin' around.

You fuckin' goof grease, what the shit did you do that for??!!

goof grease by ken-dawg November 23, 2004

Goof Star 

A sterling example of an awkward person. The epitome of being incompetent, foolish, or stupid, but in an endearing way. Not to be confused with a goof.

That goof star didn't want to stop the date even after he spilled hot chili cheese fries all over my blouse.

Goof Star by walllaby September 14, 2010

Goof Crew 

The greatest assortment of nhl hockey players on the earth. they have riduculosly huge balls and "life well"......they also like pie

we just got walked all over by

Goof Crew (willy wonka, fred flinstone, bill nye the science guy, and the center)

Goof Crew by jimguy55 May 5, 2011