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oof goof

Someone who is a spaz and gets triggered too often.
Joshue: *does weird ninja pose* Melinda: Omg stop being such an Oof Goof!
by Mckookie February 16, 2018
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Goof Daks

The personification of having Goof (see Goof no 37.) in your undies (Daks) at any given point during a working day. Someone who is prone to 'Goofing' frequently is otherwise known as a "Goof Daks"
Josh was painting a joint the other day and he stunk to high heaven. Who? Old Goof Daks! Oh Goof Daks - he's a mad c*nt.
by JimmytheC December 15, 2010
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goof-chique

Colloquial term used to describe one who is geeky but not nerdy or dorky. Typified as one who paints model cars and used to read horrible historys and is, at a young age, a fan of murder mysteries
Only goof-chique kids spend all day reading horrible history books and watching murder mysteries at your age

Look, a goof-chique kid painting model cars for fun
by DeShaun Blud! November 25, 2006
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goof tax

- To put a price an item for an idiot.

- Idiot tax
Im gonna goof tax you on this if you wreck my shit!
by Jessica7191 February 24, 2018
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goof balls

a situation,event or an object that may have contributed to bizzare behaviour exibited by others.
If a gentleman were to tear a newspaper up into hundreds of pieces and then proceed to eat them, it may be because he is 'whacked out on goof balls'.

Of course, he may just be a mentalist but that's another story
by Matty Boy October 7, 2004
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goof monster

"Goof monster" is a term set aside for only the lonleyest, dumbest, most annoying, most retarded person you can think of. Everyone has their own "goof monster" in their life. It could be your boss. It could be your cousin. It could be your great aunt Hilda. It doesn't matter. There's ALWAYS one there. You can easily identify a "goof monster" in a group of people, because they will be the one alone, away from the group of people. If you find yourself in a situation where you might consider yourself a "goof monster", please, do everyone a favor, and go die, because NOBODY likes "goof monsters." The term "goof monster" does NOT describe someone who is goofy, but someone who is simply retarded. This world is crawling with "goof monsters", so watch out!
Oh my god, you goof monster!!! Get away from me, you don't have any friends for a reason!
by marylovesmusic21 December 4, 2006
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Goof Wad

"She swallowed my goof wad"
by Joseph P Sydney October 13, 2011
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