Fists of Glory

The ability to jerk somebody off in a matter of seconds

That chick I hooked up with last night had fists of glory, I was done in .9 seconds

by yourmothersantlers December 30, 2011

glory blanket

One must cut a cockhole around the middle of a blanket and lay somewhere,yard,bed,or kitchen table ect. covered completely except the cock sticking out and ready to ride !

Funny thing, I managed to convince brian to do the glory blanket at a late night party last week and he was actually crazy enough to get like 3 different rides from the lady’s and 1 blowjob!

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself April 12, 2019

Fountain of Glory

Expressing ones self in such a way as to have ejaculate explode into ones mouth.

Patrick was so excited he created a fountain of glory for all to see

by Pm12345678 December 18, 2011

glory goblin

Any male posing as a female to give men oral sex though a Glory Hole.

Many men are unaware that on the other side of the Glory Hole may be another male, or what we call a "Glory Goblin" .

by PMitrano January 14, 2016

glory-hunter

One who lacks the imagination to support their own local football club, and so jumps on the bandwagon of supporting whatever (usually lucky) team that happens to be winning trophies at the time - especially Liverpool FC but also occasionally Man Utd FC or Chelsea FC. Would never go near a real life football match - prefers to watch on Sky TV, whom as we all know, invented the sport in 1993.

'Now let me see. I come from Cornwall, I'm good at shitting in my hand and throwing it at people, and I'm looking for a football team that have the entry rules for competitions changed simply to allow us to enter. I know, I'll support Liverpool FC. Eh, glory-hunter? What's that, never heared of it'

by Football match attender July 7, 2006

morning glories

(n.) seeds containing the chemical LSA which when ingested in large amounts (over 150) can cause one to have a psychedelic experience similar to LSD.

I tripped hard last night on morning glories.

by logos November 7, 2003

edge of glory

On verge of orgasm

He came right when I was on the edge of glory. It sucked

by dippyW November 17, 2011