This is a small gland about the size of a kidney bean that sits above the vulva just before the vagina. It is responsible for producing vaginal fluids so that sexual intercourse is smooth and lubricated. Older women often have a faulty bartholins gland, hence they suffer from a dry vagina. The odour of the lubricating juice from the bartholins gland is often dependent on the womans diet, but in younger women the odour could be described as slightly fishy. Red Heads bartholin gland secretions are particularly pungent and cunnilingus is a very tasty affair with Red Heads.
Sandra my girlfriend was a Red Head and her bartholin gland always produced plenty of vaginal juice for my enjoyment during cunnilingus. So pungent was her odour that I used brown bread to mop up her juices and I snacked upon her secretions with relish.
by clinton sounds April 13, 2005
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A Glancy always has to know what's going on, Glancy's cannot and will not handle being left out the loop. They will go to great measures to find out what the deal is.
A Glancy is also a mad lazy slob.
A Glancy always has to know what's going on, Glancy's cannot and will not handle being left out the loop. They will go to great measures to find out what the deal is.
A Glancy is also a mad lazy slob.
George:"Who was that on the phone?"
Martin: "Don't be such a glancy"
Stella: I think I'm just going to sit here and do nothing today"
Jayne: "you are such a glancy!"
Martin: "Don't be such a glancy"
Stella: I think I'm just going to sit here and do nothing today"
Jayne: "you are such a glancy!"
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Get the Glancy mug.A subterranean humanoid species living in mountainous regions. Easily identifiable by their large, glowing, pulsating gland affixed to the upper anterior crainial region. (Forehead dumbass)
Their primary method of communication is vocal harmonicazation. They are tall. Like, really tall. They will telepathically blow your fucking mind. So watch out.
Their primary method of communication is vocal harmonicazation. They are tall. Like, really tall. They will telepathically blow your fucking mind. So watch out.
Pronk: (*harmonica noises)*(translation):Me Pronk. Leader of Gland People. Me want meatloaf. mom! Meatloaf! fuck!
Galaxia: *Me Pronk's wifey.
Tupac: Girl thats a french ass name.
Biggie: I just wanted to let you know your gland is ridikolous!
Pronk: Raaaaaaa Biggie smalls no talk to Galaxia like that!
(Pronk's gland glows red and he fires mind bullets. bang, bang.
Pronk: Tupac now feast on biggie brain with pronk and wifey.
Galaxia: *Me Pronk's wifey.
Tupac: Girl thats a french ass name.
Biggie: I just wanted to let you know your gland is ridikolous!
Pronk: Raaaaaaa Biggie smalls no talk to Galaxia like that!
(Pronk's gland glows red and he fires mind bullets. bang, bang.
Pronk: Tupac now feast on biggie brain with pronk and wifey.
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