Garfield

Someone who is of average stature and size but yet very lazy and is addicted to eating beans is what a garfield could be defined as

That man is a garfield, A garfield person lives next to us

by User T70 July 6, 2024

Garfielding

Inserting one's genitals into a lasagna, but never on Mondays.

Tim: Yo I heard you were garfielding it with that Italian girl last night, how'd it go?
Jake: We didn't get to, yesterday was a Monday.

by Lasagna stuffer 0001 March 15, 2025

Garfield

1. The funny orange cat who loves lasagna and hates Mondays.

1. Garfield is a really funny cat featured in comic strips and tv shows, and he absolutely loves lasagna, and absolutely hates Mondays.
- I HATE MONDAYS (Garfield)

by I HATE MONDAYS WITH A PASSION! April 22, 2025

Garfield

A thick, full, somewhat unkempt bushy beard — a classic 19th-century style, like President Garfield.

Look at that guy’s Garfield. Wonder how long he’s been growing it?

by officialprizepatrol March 2, 2026

Garfield

The surname of a person who hates Monday (e.g. an employee with mountaining amounts of workload)

Every time Monday rolls around, I can't help but feel like a true Garfield, just like Lucretia Garfield, dreading the mountain of work ahead!

by Emotional Cruiser November 18, 2025

Richard Garfield

Magic: The Gathering creator

Richard Garfield is a genius!

by Lfberthiaume January 25, 2019

Owen Garfield

A boy who loves his friends very much

Friend- Man Owen Garfield loves his friends

by Owen Garfield May 28, 2019