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Garfield

A thick, full, somewhat unkempt bushy beard — a classic 19th-century style, like President Garfield.

Look at that guy’s Garfield. Wonder how long he’s been growing it?

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The piece of shit you scrape off the bottom of your shoe.

“Don’t be such a fucking rubio — just think of what your mother would say.”

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