It is when your woman is doggy style or bent over the bed, ass in the air. You lube or Vaseline her hips and crotch, entirely. Then do the same to yourself with your choice of delight enhancing solution for your Greasy Gumble.
Then, position yourself across the room, as far away as possible while still being lined up with your partner. After achieving a full errection, use viagra if you wish but is not suggested. Then without warning, take full stride towards her all while screaming "GREASY GUMBLE GAMBLE!" As many times as possible.
The full point is in the gamble on which hole you end up inside. Or, possibly none even at all. Risk of serious injury is possible.
Then, position yourself across the room, as far away as possible while still being lined up with your partner. After achieving a full errection, use viagra if you wish but is not suggested. Then without warning, take full stride towards her all while screaming "GREASY GUMBLE GAMBLE!" As many times as possible.
The full point is in the gamble on which hole you end up inside. Or, possibly none even at all. Risk of serious injury is possible.
'thebestman' asked his woman to 'Greasy Gumble Gamble' with him. "It could be fun!", he added.
The 'Greasy Gumble Gamble' can be chill to try. Just don't attempt to Superman on your way in. "Your gonna have a bad time!"
The 'Greasy Gumble Gamble' can be chill to try. Just don't attempt to Superman on your way in. "Your gonna have a bad time!"
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this is a type of oral sex in which the performer keeps the penis in their throat during orgasm and gargles the semen around the end of the penis
Well, Mr. McDonald, if you want a garglejob you'll have to pay extra. I usually have to drink a whole 6 pack to clean all of the ejaculatory fluid out of my throat.
by masochistmonkeyjoe February 18, 2009
Get the garglejob mug.The sexual practice in which you convince your girlfriend/wife/partner/whore to gargle on your baby gravy, then unexpectedly you uppercut her in the sternum screaming "SURPRISE" and avoiding the consequent rainbow of liquids.
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In hospital with a punctured lung. Tyrone went a bit far when he Gargle Gargle Surprised her.
In hospital with a punctured lung. Tyrone went a bit far when he Gargle Gargle Surprised her.
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