wang guard

A fanny pack OR the fruity person who would wear one

This douchebag I work with always wears a wang guard to work.

Hey wang guard... er I mean Kyle. How's your fanny pack feel today you fruity bastard?

by Wang Guards 'R Us May 5, 2005

Action guaranteed

1. When the opposite sex of you has enough alcohol to give you some action. (derived from satisfACTION Guaranteed

I think that if Larissa has 4 beers it will be action guaranteed.

by krillo May 11, 2006

Oklahoma Guarantee

A guarantee that isn't really a guarantee. Usually consists of "I'll be damned if it doesn't work," "if it breaks, you can call me a son of a bitch," and "if it breaks in two, you can keep both the pieces!"

Comes from the days when unscrupulous Oklahoma used car dealerships would give unscrupulous warranties that were worth the paper they were printed on. These were the days before lemon laws.

The term has been popular in Texas and Oklahoma, but has some limited nationwide use.

Products made in China come with the Oklahoma Guarantee.

by therealelizacat December 14, 2013

getting guap

getting a large amount of money

finally famous nigga "getting guap"

by imfinnadowhatido January 24, 2016

Glucose Guardian

Alternative, genderless term for Sugar Daddy/Mommy - a person who gives financial support in exchange for company or sexual favors

I wish I had a Glucose Guardian so I could buy all the things I want..

by asdf-moderator December 2, 2017

Guapamole

another term used for the word money.

Guapamole is wut i b makin errday.

by Killa reppin da A-State November 19, 2006

guaped up

Having Lots of Money having guap

Kels: yo bruh what we doing today
Clos: yo i dont even know but im guaped up
kels: me too bruh lets hit the mall

by praaa February 14, 2012