robert gremlin

literally so cool and awesome, is a gremlin. he is green.
robert gremlin is cool
by Ziinoviy October 28, 2021
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gremlin horse

when someone or something looks like a gremlin and a horse
also used to call out bad behaviour
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A: Wow he looks like a gremlin horse

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B: Ugh, stop being so gremlin horse!

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C: That wasn't very gremlin horse fo you.
by bizzzzzzyyyyyyyyyyy February 11, 2021
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Gremlin Hands

Abnormally small and wrinkly hands, like the hands of an old, old woman. Immune to the strongest hand lotions. Can be used as sand paper in rare cases.
Q:Why do you always wear mittens?

A: Because I have gremlin hands...
by munchkineater February 01, 2012
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cooch gremlin

The result of unprotect sex.
Where is Tara? She is at home with her Cooch Gremlin Robert gave her.
by JayRizzy November 27, 2021
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gremlin protocol

Stopping yourself from doing something stupid after midnight on the recognition that, often, little good can come from impulsive actions after midnight.
Man, I was going to text this chick something pretty crazy last night, but after looking at the clock and seeing it was 12:30, I knew I should probably sleep on it, so I initiated Gremlin Protocol and locked it down.
by Schlink238 January 24, 2017
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Super Gremlin

Gary stole hella percocets from his fathers prescription so him and his friends could be super gremlins
by Jarren January 25, 2022
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butthole gremlin

a gremlin who inhabits buttholes. ussually very hairy and covered in large quantities of dingleberrys.more dingleberrys than the average bear
" Your such a shit smuggler" yelled Dookie Love "Aleast I'm not a butthole gremlin." replied johnson grass.
by will mcgarty May 17, 2007
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