Nuclear Viking Funeral

It's like a Viking Funeral where they burn a corpse on a boat, but while their loved ones are singing hymns you personally fly a bomber overhead and drop a nuke on the pyre. It's typically done to a nemesis and you have a spy arrange it for you.

Did you see that Nuclear Viking Funeral?

by VHCKTOR October 28, 2023

fuper

F. (fat) U. (upper) P. (pussy) R. (region)
The area of fat between a womans belly and her vagina. this could be used for gay men too.

Damn! Look at the FUPER hanging over her bikini bottoms

by jeff herbert June 11, 2006

Funeral For A Friend

Funeral For A Friend:

Post Hardcore/Rock/Underground.

Me and all my friends love them.

Their albums "Hours" and "Casually Dressed And Deep In Conversation" Rocked.

Their guitar/drum workings are great.

The lyrics are awesome.

Funeral For A Friend rocks out loud!

by Funeral During The Apocolypse July 28, 2006

Essex Funeral

An Essex funeral is when a girl plasters about 6 feet of foundation on her face giving the impression of being 6 feet under.

Guy 1: Woah, that girl has so much make up on.

Guy 2: That's a severe case of an Essex funeral.

by udisabitlush December 17, 2010

funeral portrait

when you have a good photo of yourself taken to be used specifically on your homie's RIP shirts, newspapers, etc.

i'm going to have my funeral portrait taken next to that big orange county sign on the freeway.

by textdrivebys.com September 15, 2009

Funeral Beard

The woman you take to a family funeral because your family expects someone to console you and you haven't told them about Rodrigo yet and your worried it might kill your Aunt Marguerite.

It probably won't, but you're not a risk taker.

"What mom? A funeral beard? I don't know what your talking about. I brought stacy so she could console me...you know, sexually.....with her uh....vagina.....and stuff..."

by Brinkman1 December 15, 2009

Fuhrducken

A main entree prepared by stuffing a chicken into a duck, then stuffing the duck into a turkey, then stuffing the turkey into a Nazi.

If that skin head doesn't quit messing with people, I'm gonna have to whip up some Fuhrducken!

by Prince of dorkness January 7, 2013