Monkey Branching

Not letting go of one thing before you seek or reach for another thing. It usually applies to relationships but some people do it at the dinner table and some do it when they think their means of income is insecure.

...Keeping in mind this is part of how monkeys survive...

Since polyamoury is not officially recognized and since people do the bare minimum for even themselves, I gueas thise of us who want a whole or interesting relationship are left to do some Monkey Branching to see if the next relationship contestant is more of a winner

by T3CHN0F03B October 13, 2022

Fracking

The act of "Fucking" someone you are madly in love with in the hope they fall in love with you too.

Chris Brown has been Fracking Rihanna but he got dumped anyway!

by iWittz June 2, 2013

Francine

A clueless, nebbish, or otherwise lost individual. A Francine can be of either gender, and has nothing to do with femininity/masculinity. Rather, to be a Francine, one usually must make a dumb or glaringly obvious suggestion, or generally behave in a manner which is more becoming of a slightly brain-damaged garden slug.

This term seems to have originated from the 1984 film, "Ghostbusters." It was coined by Dr. Peter Venkman, played by Billy Murray, in reference to Dan Aykroyd's character.

"I was thinking that maybe for Halloween, we should carve some pumpkins!"
"Wow, way to be on top of the decorating, Francine."

by LightBoy January 25, 2006

Porn franchise

A company you can buy into that will setup a porn web site and/or movie studio etc. to make and show porn. It is a franchise just like burger king etc. except you and/or show porn etc.

He's got a porn franchise.

by The Fury 13 January 9, 2011

finching

during sex, one ejaculates into his/her partners orifice, and then proceeds to slurp it out of that orifice with or w/out a straw.

i saw this porno of two gay guys finching, and now i want a milkshake.

by dotcomsean March 30, 2008

franchini

to answer a question with an astonishingly retarded response

aka pulling a franchini

Friend 1: Yea I saw her on the kiss cam last night with her boyfriend at the game!
Friend 2: What's a kiss cam?
Friend 1: Jesus Christ franchini

Friend 1: Yea I got wasted last night off Jack and Cokes!!
Friend 2: Who is Jack have I met him before?
Friend 1: You franchini

by bballer12 September 4, 2013

Cool Ranching

When you cum inside a bag of Doritos.

A: I'm going to be Cool Ranching later today.
B: Just remember not to eat them.
A: Nah. I'm going to give them to my girl.

by Sortableturnip May 11, 2016