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FortuneDonut

FortuneDonut. A fortune cookie and a doughnut together; and/or The followers of the ship Yvenatalie Valdens.
person: This FortuneDonut tastes better than i thought.

or

person: you see that guy over there? He's a FortuneDonut.
by Valdens September 26, 2014
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Fortunaut

A term referring to well-off space tourists like Jeff Bezos and Sir Richard Branson. Someone who travelled to space not because of their qualifications, but because of their wealth.

The term is a reference to space terminology for astronauts (spacefarers from US & Europe), cosmonauts (spacefarers from Russia and the former Soviet Union) and taikonauts (spacefarers from China) as well as the term "fortune", meaning wealth.
Jeff Bezos is not an astronaut, he's a fortunaut.
by Gideon327 September 9, 2022
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Ellie Fortunati

The altogether best person on planet earth. Doesn't take shit, is beautiful, and fun to hang out with
by EllieF February 5, 2022
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Audaces Fortuna Iuvat

A sentence usually yelled before a gladiator absolutely destroys your foot.
Gladiator: Audaces Fortuna Iuvat!
Your feet: x_x
by admorteminimicus April 6, 2022
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Bib Fortuna

The act of placing your (male) genitalia on another man's shoulder, usually when he's asleep, and then taking a picture or waking him up, as a prank.
Named after a Star Wars character.
I pulled a Bib Fortuna on John the other night, wanna see the pics?
by Sock of Magic May 9, 2023
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unfortunately, or fortunately.

When someone engages in a bad act, but they want the person they fucked over to be grateful. Best known example is the deposition of Donald Trump in the case of E. Jean Carroll where the former president explains that he and other celebrities, or "stars," have been grabbing pussies without permission for millennia.
Josey: Carl, did you just eat the entire bucket of popcorn chicken that I brought for lunch and put in the fridge with my name on it?

Carl (imitating the 45th President of the United States): I did, in fact, eat all of the popcorn chicken unfortunately, or fortunately. *rubs tummy*
by nocharge May 15, 2023
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fortuna

The female mystical being entrusted with fate, as expressed in John Kennedy Toole's "A Confederacy of Dunces."
Oh, what foul cruelty fortuna has spun to me today!
by anonymous November 20, 2004
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