Flaker

Someone who says they are going to show up yet doesn't.

That Rudy Vasquez guy is a big flaker.

by shaq3212 March 18, 2013

Ass Flakes

Dried cum which surrounds the anal region after sex.

I rocked the poo palace last night and woke up to a bed full of ass flakes.

SEE POO PALACE

Remember that chick last night? I did'nt know whether to eat the ass flakes or the grilled cheese this morning.

SEE GRILLED CHEESE

by F.O.C. (Federation of Cock) September 21, 2008

Booty Flake

a booty flake is when you wipe your ass with toilet paper and the toilet paper gets stuck in your ass.

Oh man! I got booty flakes because I didn’t wipe my ass right.

by badb123 November 8, 2018

Snow Flake

When a chic gets cum in her hair after giving a wonderful BJ .. then passes out, finds the cum the morning after and picks it out causing a snow flake effect..

read definition ...of snow flake

by wthail February 9, 2010

l33t flakes

breakfast for the l33t supa h4x0rs

it has a shiatload of teh sugar in it

bob: I'm famished, gimme something to eat or I'll devour your dog.
joe: o_O;; *waves wtf flag* have some l33t flakes
bob: lmao

by Big D March 16, 2005

Folke

The coolest and chillest person you will ever meet in your entire life.

Person: Who is that guy?
Person nr 2: That is Folke

Person: he looks so chill

by Big man in da corner May 8, 2019

Flake-tio

Consuming a Cadbury's Flake in a manner highly suggestive of fellatio.

Sally rolled back the wrapper on the chocolate and performed flake-tio on it.

by Mangetout September 22, 2006