flash-bang

an adventure, escapade, or other opportunity involving an unexpected sexual encounter whether its during a casual hook-up, or within an actual romantic relationship.

son: what is considered rape nowadays?

father: a non consensual, illegal, immoral, amoral, and one sided (in the guy's favor) flash-bang. I don't give a rat's ass whether it's the correct legal definition, that's for the State to decide, but there you go, that's my definition of rape.

by Sexydimma August 19, 2012

Flashing the devil sign

"Declaring one's index and pinky digits erect, with a closed fist, in a menacing posture. . .a.k.a., in popular culture, 'Throwing up Metal'."

Billy slammed the three tequila shots then stood up and started making out with the waitress. He then pushed her away and turned to his horrified girlfriend and began flashing the devil sign. Motley Crue was blaring.

by Jack George Slater February 27, 2009

muppet news flash

a piece of news which is wholly unnecessary and redundant, yet manages to insult your common sense and logic.

Hey Kevin, muppet news flash - the boss is a prick.

by scissorhands June 15, 2008

Ghetto News Flash!!!

Text messages for breaking news in a dramatic fashion, connecting friends that may have not witnessed an event or outrages act amongst friends with only 10% of it being fact... keke

For instant the true story- Captain, got his first job interview of the year, it only took 6 months to get, but during the drug test he ran out because he knew he wouldn't pass...

Now the Ghetto News Flash!!! verison of the event... Ghetto News Flash!!! Captain just took his drug test, used his girls pee, and when he got the results he find out that his girl was 3 weeks pregnant... TSH... Oh and he didn't get the job... keke

by Bealuv, Captain July 1, 2009

Magic Russian Flashbang

A mixture between The Russian Flashbang and The Magician

Bro, I hit a girl with the Magic Russian Flashbang last night at the party!

by Coochiemonster6969 April 6, 2022

The Flash

the greatest show on the surface of the earth. so... you should watch it. like now. so stop reading this.

Are you going to watch the new episode of the Flash?

by @aisrrts February 20, 2019

flashlight

A case to store dead batteries.

"Why won't the flashlight turn on?"
"Duh, they're not designed to work most of the time."

by Daniel Munro May 6, 2005