solar flares

A dimwit; a jerk and definitely not the most brilliant crayon in the box.

"Some solar flare got a zero on the math exam."

by The Anna-lator November 1, 2003

flardladl

1.) Something undescribable

You:Hey, i made you a present for your birthday!

Other: Wow, thanks, what is it?

You: Well ... it's a ... flardladl

by Gino April 3, 2004

Fifi the Rogue Flareon

The coolest thing Evil Tim ever made up...too bad he didn't do a definition for it yet.....

Fifi the Rogue Flareon lays burinination upon those who stand in the way of justice, intelligence, and a good spot to pee.

by idiot October 15, 2003

solar flares

The leftovers of fuzz after a blond guy shaves his 'i-think-it's-a-beard-but-not-really, before he can really get the hang of it. Frequently accompanied by a red rash (adding to the flare) as well as itching, irritated skin.

"Dude, did you just shave for the first time?"
"Uh..no...I've been shaving for a long time...since I was like, 10..."
"No way dude, you must really suck at it then cuz u got such a solar flare..."

by Lara November 1, 2003

Flare

Flare is a unisex name, and if is used by a female, Flare is a huge bitch who likes worms and drawing boobs. Shes also a terrible gf.

"Ew, it's Flare. Wasn't she the one who drew those tits?"

by NegaducksHot October 20, 2019

solar flares

when someone with a very bright dong flashes someone else and they are temporarily blinded.

this old woman solar flared my uncle.

by the_rhino December 15, 2003

German Flare

When a fat German lights their fart on fire. For it to be a true German Flare the farter must have eatin greasy bratwurst and sauerkraut. They get on their back, pull their legs back to put their ass up in the air. When they fart and light it, residual grease and little stringy pieces of saurkraut must fly out and catch on fire causing the burning flare affect.

I am sure glad I had that German Flare handy while changing my flat tire last night.

by One Hung Low November 9, 2007