A fixer upper is a person who fixes houses. Sometimes they work for companies and sometimes on they’re own. These people work on houses, even apartments.
by habloepona January 9, 2019
Get the fixer upper mug.The act of spraying deodorant into the horn of a nineteen twenties motor car with the bulb depressed, and consequently igniting and honking your way to satisfaction, usually with the accompanying high pitched chant of "Firehorn!"
"Firehorn, firehorn, firehorn!"
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The act of spraying deodorant into your hand, while clenched as a slightly loose fist, and igniting it, resulting in a flame engulfed hand. Often accompanied by the high pitched chant "firehand!".
"Firehand, firehand, firehand!"
by Sandy Excalibur December 30, 2007
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by Fgdhsj April 27, 2020
Get the firehouse hot mug.A sexual term. When a man is given a hand job while not erected and ejaculates in every direction. This is due to his penis flopping around from the hand's jerking motion.. much like an unattended firehose pumping water and flailing about.
Last night, I let Jackie in on what the Unattended Firehose was and skeeted all over her new sheets.
by Helicopter in the shower November 3, 2009
Get the Unattended Firehose mug.A person who can set up electronics or microphones in an orderly way. Tapes cords to the carpet and makes sure the presentation will be somewhat professional.
Your corporation is having a marketing seminar? If you don't get a utility fixer people are going to say wtf.
by silverseal September 18, 2011
Get the Utility Fixer mug.1. A politically correct form of government tax.
2. A device located at a statistically safe location, but where the 85th percentile road speed is more than the legally posted speed limit.
3. A device that is used to automate a portion of busy police officers' work. So they have more time to eat doughnuts.
2. A device located at a statistically safe location, but where the 85th percentile road speed is more than the legally posted speed limit.
3. A device that is used to automate a portion of busy police officers' work. So they have more time to eat doughnuts.
"If we put up another tax, the people will have a fit"
"That's OK, just put up another speed camera"
"That's OK, just put up another speed camera"
by jt July 13, 2003
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