Pete Wentz Forehead Syndrome

Pete Wentz Forehead Syndrome (also known as PWFS) is a recognised illness. Symptoms include:

=A need to dye hair jet-black, preferably with a floppy fringe.

=Having an abnormally large forehead, which needs to be covered with said floppy fringe.

=Showing signs of being a douchebaggot.

=Repeatedly bullshitting about anything and everything.

Pete Wentz Forehead Syndrome can be treated with several blows to the head and/or depriving the victim of their hair dye.

Unfortunately for Pete Wentz, he was not treated fast enough and so his PWFS is permanent, which is why it was named after him.

Person 1: Oh my god, did you see Lewis? I didn't know he had Pete Wentz Forehead Syndrome!

Person 2: Pch, how could you not know that? He bullshits and has a massive head. Of course he has PWFS.

by Hello.Jay. November 30, 2009

firehat

n. The end of the penis, which resembles the head-covering of what a fireman would wear. Also known as "firecap."

For some reason, my firehat becomes quite sensitive after blowing a hot load.

by Johnny West January 31, 2008

cock forehead

adj. dick head, penis skull - someone with a very small (or non existant) penis between their thighs, and a very large one on their head. Anyone with this curious trait is almost likely to be annoying, arrogant, self centred, stupid and anything else bad you could probably think of.

guy: hey you, I got 100% on my speeling test, what do you say to that
other guy: shut ya fukin mouf aw else I will cut you up you fukin cock forehead, you wanna spell dat you fukin punce?

by VengaBen August 28, 2004

Firerhea

Burning or inflammation recieved during or after diarrhea, typically from consuming spicy foods.

I found my chipotle burrito quite savory, other than the Firerhea that shortly followed it.

by Spacemonkey92 July 8, 2010

forehead flexing

When you flex your forehead muscles, like when Arnold Schwarzenegger screams anything.

Arnold Schwarzenegger forehead flexing while saying "IT'S NOT A TUMOR"

by TrafficKing May 12, 2014

foreheadist

Someone who is extremely rude to foreheads...they basically hate them - they generally hide their forehead with hair and they insult others regarding their forehead.

Gosh Hamish, You Dont Have Be Be Rude, Ya Foreheadist!

by Syz_ February 19, 2018

forehead fuzz

Forehead fuzz is the fuzzy strands of hair placed on your forehead (unless you're Rowan and you don't have any forehead fuzz)

Bro your forehead fuzz is looking great this night time

by ZIVY THE HORNICORN!! October 6, 2018