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fat-fingered

When you dial the wrong phone numbet by mistake.
I'm sorry Sir, I must have fat-fingered your number. My bad!
by talk2me-JCH2 March 30, 2021
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Fermanagh Finger

A gesture originating from the Northern Irish county of Fermanagh but used in both halves of the country. It is used whilst driving on Ireland's roads, especially country roads where one often needs to give priority to other drivers. The index finger (usually of the right hand) is lifted an inch or two from the steering wheel as an acknowledgement.
Well I've let him pass, and he's given me the Fermanagh Finger so he has.
by Corporal G January 13, 2009
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Finger knuckle

Pertaining to the appearance of Terry Nutkins' hand after an otter called Edal bit off his fingers. Not to be confused with Beadle hand.
A crap non-scary animal bit off my fingers, so now I have a finger knuckle.
by ALCT June 30, 2012
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Finger Fucking Your Phone

When a persons fingers are rapidly touching or swiping the surface of a cell phone because they are so consumed with their phone. This also applies to someone not rapidly swiping or texting, but who is obsessed with their phone in an intimate manner.
Ex: "Are we going to have sex, or are you going to spend the rest of the evening finger fucking your phone?"
Ex: "I thought the movie was good, however my date had no thoughts on it as she was finger fucking her phone the whole time"
Ex: "I thought she was going to be a good lover by the way she finger fucked her phone all the time, but as it turns out she likes her phone more than me."
Ex: "You are finger fucking your phone so hard it is going to cum"
by hooknsailor December 6, 2017
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finger-snails

snails dead or alive attached to place where nail used to be
dang gurl nice finger-snails you got there
by maxx;) October 15, 2016
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Swiss Finger

The simple act of selection of the swiss, often used to select ones choice in shops. The swiss finger is simply extending ones index finger and arm and continuing to then shake the hand of extended index finger. Thus presenting the direction to ones attention.
A swiss man shows what sandwich he desires by swiss fingering it to show his selection.

man:oh she got me the wrong sandwich
swiss man: i always get what i want when i use the swiss finger! thank god im swiss!
by Swissbun November 26, 2011
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Colombian fingerbanging

The act of fingering a girl in a public place
"Damn that guy Dwight was colombian fingerbanging that girl behind Walgreens"
by Colombiandick February 19, 2013
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