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French felching

The act of farting into your lover’s cum fulfilled vagina or ass..... immediately sucking said fart and spunk from their hole, than transferring to their mouth
Susan and I where French felching over the weekend, she still stinks like cum farts
by Paulywalnuts424 March 4, 2018
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felching fuck

Michael: nom nom nom
Sinead: oh yeah Michael eat that cum out of me and keep going you felching fuck
by Snke0_0 December 8, 2022
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felch fries or goonlaush

the age old question. Would you rather eat felch fries or goonlaush? Both are delectable delicacies. Yum
“ayo homie. felch fries or goonlaush?”
“id have to go with the goonlaush. My girlfriend makes a mean goonlaush.”
“she has a dick?”
“Nah her 6foot 9 pr bench 500lbs life long friend she loves like a brother helps her.”
what the fuck. this got sad”
by mf legend no diddy February 4, 2025
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FELCHING

When a bloke blows his load inside his mistress, girlfriend or wife's moist Pussy then inserts the straw to drink his creamy Sperm.
When Jarrod blows his Load inside Louises Moist Pussy then uses a straw to start Felching.
by JazHammer81 August 30, 2022
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Auto Felching

When a man sticks his extra long cock into his asshole and proceeds to pleasure himself until he cums in his throbbing anus. Following this he cranes his neck backwards until he can suck the cum out of his anus to recycle it for the next session.
Ever since I learned about auto felching ive never once ran out of cum.
by 1800cumshot August 3, 2019
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eskimo felching

When two parties are engaged in Intimate activities face-to-face with each other and one party inhales a column of the other party's snot from their nostril
I ended up Eskimo felching this girl while we were making out last night and I can still totally taste it.
by Zute October 12, 2023
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Felch-Tarts

Colloquial and descriptive reference to Kellogs S'Mores Pop-Tarts, owing to the gooey white- and brown-striped filling.
"Hey, buddy! Is that a box of Felch-Tarts? What a tasty treat!"
"Have one, I'm never eating these again, now that you've ruined them for me."
by Dead-End Kid November 16, 2021
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