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felch

phelch or felch
the felch in the room
by needaknow January 26, 2019
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Felching

It is when a Butt Pirates sucks the poop out of a Limpy Wristed Fags ass using a straw.
Those two homosexual men have been Felching.
by Mr. Homophobia June 14, 2023
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noodle felching

A sexual act where noodles, usually Maruchan instant, are slurped directly from a person's anus after they have engaged in anal sex and have at least 5 loads of cum and feces churned into truffle butter serving as a creamy carbonara like sauce.

Optionally the ramen seasoning packet can be added if the raw ingredients are sub par.
Ricardo died from ecoli poisoning after noodle felching with his high school chem teacher.
by Demolitronicon January 14, 2023
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felch

To offer a regal benefit, befitting of Kings and Queens. Gift of honor associated with great deeds done by royalty
A King who rules his Parliment to war and risks his closeest allies is Felched by ceremony and circumstance. The sword of the enemy may be felched upon him
by wordsam August 1, 2009
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carbonated felching

Hitting your anal cream pie with a shot of compressed air duster before sucking it out with a straw.
"I thought it was going an everyday sort of felch... but then he hit it with some key board cleaner and gave me a carbonated felching."//
by Ol'Man Johnson March 20, 2025
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Felch

When a person rectum is filled with cum and they fart.
John took it in the ass real good. Cum was dripping from his ass till he felched it out!
by Cencal 77 August 5, 2017
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Nicaraguan Felch Monkey

A short, young, african american male, who goes around pantsing disabled kids and felch ing there anus’s clean of there shit, whilst prolapsing them.
Chino : Did you hear about Marty?
Noah barnfart : Nah why?

Chino : Marty is a Nicaraguan Felch monkey
by landon haas May 21, 2024
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