Fartstagram

The act of recording the sound of your flatulence and instant messaging it to others.

Did you get Bridgett's Fartstagram?

Sounded like she shit herself!

by Redbarn Guy October 14, 2015

fapstorm

When your internet slows down because everyone is coming home from work/school and watching porn in HD. Especially prominent on the islands of Hawaii where there is very few internet lines leading to mainland.

Guy1: "Why is the internet so slow all of the sudden?"
Guy2: "its the fapstorm man"

by jteas December 12, 2017

Fast backward

Opposite of fast forward. Also known to the elderly as “rewind.”

Hey. I like that song, can you fast backward it so I can hear it again?

by Marian Mebster September 26, 2019

fagstickicism

The act of one being a FAGSTICK and/or the study of fagstickicism

Wyatt and Ryan were being FAGSTICKS because they were acting like retards, they both study fagstickicism

by Fagstick December 24, 2020

Fast and furious syndrome

When a racing movie or pumped up music gets you Amped Up and ,it makes you want or actually go fast and or race.

Man fast and furious 6 has me pumped. I have the need to go fast ,let's go racing. Man you got Fast and furious syndrome!

by dragonboy8586 July 14, 2021

Fast Times at 53 minutes 5 seconds

A moment people who like Boobies enjoy pausing.

Steve Harrington : Do you know who pauses Fast Times at 53 minutes 5 seconds ? People who likes boobies, Robin !
Robin : Ew ! Gross. Don't say Boobies.
Steve : It's not a big deal, okay ? I like Boobies, you like boobies.

by miss_grain_dsel June 16, 2022

How fast can you blast

Were you play loud music at 100% volume on headphones while your parent is doing chores around the house and try to cum before someone walks in

Hey bro i did a “how fast can you blast” on my dad and i lost

by Joseph Blackman November 18, 2020