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Farmer Maggot 

Farmer Maggot was a Hobbit farmer who lived in Bamfurlong, which was located in the Marish region of the Shire's Eastfarthing who wields a Scythe and played by Cameron Rhodes.
"Who's your favourite character from Lord of the Rings?"
"Farmer Maggot."

Farmer mile 

Grab a pair 15 pound dumbbells and walk a mile. Painfully simple, not pleasant. Used as punishment for leaving gear at a wrestling tournament.
Coach: LET’S GO BOYS! WE’RE DOIN A FARMER MILE TODAY
Kid: Not again, I have calluses bigger than my knuckles fist already
Farmer mile by Bigpapa103 December 8, 2019

farmer pants 

A Newfoundland term for Overalls or Dungarees, possibly a reference to Jim Lester, owner of Lester’s Farm in St. John’s, Newfoundland and how he always wears overalls when seen in public
Mudder, where’s me farmer pants?
Ol’ Lester is sportin’ ‘is farmer pants.
farmer pants by spookmullett February 21, 2020

Farmer weed 

The smell of weed which has the smell of a farm. Smells like hay or a barn with a hint of horse shit.
Wow that's some farmer weed, it reminds me
Farmer weed by Money_bag May 5, 2020

farmer bread

A human or being that’s from or is a landowning truck driving mullet having country being that is in a suburban neighborhood .
Tanner’s always working on his truck rather than going golfing with us. He’s farmer bread for sure
farmer bread by weenygenie July 13, 2021

Farmer's Wife 

The act of harvesting a fresh ear of corn from a field or garden, schucking it, then fucking your partner with it.
The other day when my wife and I went to the store we passed a corn field. I immediately pulled over and gave her the ole Farmer's Wife!
Farmer's Wife by BadDaddy88 September 7, 2021